The economy is in shambles

minnesota really is the funniest state. we get one bit and just run with it

if cis people are so great then why don’t they have a siberian orchestra 

t-shirt that reads "BE SUSPICIOUS OF THAT WHICH IS LABELLED AS APOLITICAL" on the front and "NOTICE WHAT IS PERCEIVED AS EXPLICITLY POLITICAL" on the back

i honestly cant believe the normal amount of wanting to be another gender is zero. like arent you sick of yours yet lol

Remember to form a parasocial relationship with the woman in the tacky outfit next time you ride the bus

This society could not run without the work of the people on the bus

good morning to everyone EVEN the WOKE METRO TRANSIT COMMUTERS from HORRIBLE WOKE LIBERAL SOCIALIST state of MINNESOTA in the BEAUTIFUL MIDWEST how does it feel to know you WOKE TWIN CITIES TRANSIT RIDERS are DESTROYING our BEAUTIFUL and GREAT AMERICAN pastime of being stuck being steering wheel and miserable in our GREAT BIG BEAUTIFUL morning traffic in your RADICAL LEFT buses and trains and COMMUNIST BIKE LANES RETAKE YOUR CITY AND MAKE MORE GOOD AMERICAN EXHAUST FUMES

im so jealous of people who buy themselves a treat online, forget about it, and then receive an unexpected gift from a previous version of themselves. instead i listlessly stare out the window waiting for my husband Alpaca Wool Yarn to come home from the war

please don't hand me the aux unless you want everyone in this car to know there's something wrong with me

Can someone who knows anything about psychology explain why it is so sexy when someone is good at the tasks on taskmaster

cis people will say “I found out I’m having a baby girl at my anatomy scan and I’m experiencing gender disappointment” but be mad when you say “who knows? maybe you’ll end up with a son anyway”

you know what, credit where credit is due, alex horne was right, a knobbed whelk is a really snazzy shell.

love how st paul is like "omg, twin cities! mpls is my sister!!! besties!" and mpls is just "st paul? never heard of her."

uber and lyft are such pissbabies. ohhhh nooooo minneapolis told you give your workers a minimum wage so you're leaving the state? fuck off

"What is the capital of Burkina Faso" is actually a question I have waited for someone to ask me my entire life, by which I mean, since I learned how to spell Ouagadougou for a geography text in 8th grade.

I feel like people really underestimate the impact that your mode of transportation has on how you see and think about and interact with your city. Like, driving makes your city feel like a few islands, pockets of space where you regularly go and new ones you discover only when brought there for a purpose, but all amidst an ocean of just, filler. Taking public transit makes your city feel like a network of corridoors, a glowing grid along which you may discover new things, but whose alternate winding paths you only take when given to by circumstance. Cycling makes your city feel more human in its scale, and while you can only go so far, the spaces through which you travel are far more often built for people, not machines, and that difference is tangible, while your freedom of movement gives you more opportunities for exploration. Walking can only take you so far, but you see everything meant for you along those places, and every street feels like it carries potential, with no barriers to stopping and partaking of whatever piques your interest. I think, among these, driving is the one that by far most isolates you from the place you live, while the others are, in decreasing order, most utilitarian, and in increasing order, most personally connective to your shared space.