The scariest part of Halloween is how anatomically incorrect these decorations are.
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“Did this person get drunk off of box wine one year and flip over the turkey pan with the turkey still inside it and then pass out with their underwear pulled down under the christmas tree?”
“Yes”
“It’s Grandma"
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Kylie looks just like Janice and anyone who says otherwise is L Y I N G.
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WHO DID THIS
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highlight of chemistry class
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it’s….. it’s right there…..right where you didn’t highlight….
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If majors were assigned like they do in Harry potter
Man: “not a major where it’s hard to get a job, not a major where it’s hard to get a job, not a major where it’s hard to get a job”
Hat: “Philosophy major!”
Man: “aaagh!”
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