being madly in love with someone platonically is so ridiculous. hey man i think about you all the time. i wish you were here right now. talking to you makes me indescribably happy. i miss you. honestly what the hell
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"I could fix him."
Speak for yourself, I could give him more issues.
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a pit bull is like a cinder block that loves you
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Um no I'm pretty sure those are both switches
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Tip: You can replace therapy with fifteen hour of unrealistic romantic fantasies daily. But watch out.
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you should be able to say “fuck if i know” to customers
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Legitimately disappointed I did not hear about Kissinger by destiel meme this site is really slipping smh
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Shout out to everyone on my dashboard who is enthusiastically talking about whatever the fuck theyre into that I don't recognise. Love your enthusiasm, keep going, I don't know what's happening but i support u
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HE GOT BICURIOUS IN THE TIMELOOP !!!
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‘don’t you want your favourite character to be happy???’ no? i want my favourite character to be interesting. i want me to be happy. which sometimes involves my favourite character being in exquisite agony
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“Lol” hasn’t meant “laughing out loud” in like 15 years… it’s just a word now and more importantly it’s the perfect way to end a sentence lol
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so what if I sucked his dick. his knuckles were split and bloody from defending my safety and my honour what else was I supposed to do
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haha yeah his pussy was insa— oh sorry his pussy was neurodivergent
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