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Ben Affleck was literally Bruce Wayne at the Mexican premiere of Batman V Superman
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*places an orange just outside a fairy ring to see what comes out* science is more of an art than a science
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Prompt:
Jason (maybe on a dare, maybe because he’s loopy etc.) calls Bruce (or any of the Bats, really) to tell him he loves him.
Bruce is convinced Jason is either dying or about to.
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got hugh to sign this poster I had and right away he goes, “wow that’s a very nice outfit”, I smile nervous af and said everyone had been very excited to see them here and whatnot, how it was trending on tumblr and he goes “DO people still talk about it on tumblr?” smiling and I’m like “are you kidding? we’re basically the main promoters of the show rn” and he starts chuckling and asks my name, tells me it was nice to meet me…I may never recover after I leave Chicago
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Why do people need subtitles to watch a show in English? I don't get it. What is wrong with the ears of young people?
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This is what Season 1 and 2 of Hannibal felt to me
Will: Gosh I’m so hungry I could eat a whole person *stares directly at Hannibal*
Everyone else: *disgusted and confused face* Will wtf
Hannibal: *eating an entire set of lungs and a liver after making three cannibal jokes in a row* I think you meant a horse
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worst part about getting angry is how much it makes you want to be mean
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You can fight me on this, IDGAF, but "I'm not talking about killing Penguin, or Scarecrow, or Dent, I'm talking about him. Just him. And doing it because... because he took me away from you." is one of DC's most perfectly crafted short monologues ever. It sums up a whole character in a few, simple lines. It sums up Jason's motives, hopes, and pain.
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We have Bruce doing Good Dad™ things but what about Neutral Dad™ things
Mowing the lawn while drinking a cup of coffee
Standing outside and staring at an oncoming storm
Sneezes that get louder with each kid he adopts
"Hold this light while I fix this"
"Do NOT touch the thermostat"
Falling asleep on the recliner while watching a show that he'll pretend to hate when the kids ask about it
Matching cargo shorts, socks, and sandals with Clark every time they're in Smallville
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The Batkids still adamantly believe in the "we're playing twister" line if they ever walk in on B with a partner
They can not believe in anything else, it does not compute (ie they refuse to acknowledge and choose to gaslight themselves so hard on what they may see or overhear)
Ah, the curse of having a dad that absolutely fucks and wanting to believe more than anything that he doesn’t.
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Guys. I can feel it already. THIS is the year. This is the year that Jonathan Harker will go on his business trip with no issue. Just a lovely train ride through Europe where he collects paprika recipies for Mina, meets some friendly, living people looking to buy properties in England, and then returns home safely.
Free him from the time loop.
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DC X DP PROMPT #9
Danny is a meta. Danny does not know he is a meta. Danny's power only activates in death so how should he have known? It's not like he's died before the portal accident. Right?
Danny has been dying from his parent's neglect repeatedly. The first time he had died was when he wandered outside into the snow while Jazz was at school. He had frozen and never noticed as Jazz had claimed that she came home just in time.
Danny still dies to the portal opening up on him, he still becomes a halfta, but his human half is just as instructable as his ghost half. He just doesn't know it.
When Danny turns 15 the Justice League step in with the GiW and shut down the anti-ecto acts before they can even pass. It's great. The JL talks to him and even offer him a spot in their teen group!
Danny found out he was a meta from Robin (either Tim or Damian,, can't decide),, not even BATMAN , and it was during a CASUAL HANGOUT
R: "What's it like being a meta?"
D: "wdym"
Everyone thinks Danny's meta powers are ghost-themed. They are not. He only got them AFTER the portal accident!! Danny fights tooth and nail to convince them he is just dead lmao. No one brings up that he is both at the same time.
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