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I’m so emotional about dinosaur stuffed animals,,, there are these creatures, extinct long before any of us were alive, but we found their bones and their eggs and their footprints. And we made drawings and models of what they could’ve looked like. And we made them into stuffed animals so we could hold them. We made them soft so we could love them. I’m sobbing

my official statement on this and every matter is that we all must hang out and tell our friends we love them more frequently 

"we live in an uncaring universe." sorry the special planet full of beauty and animals and food literally growing out of the ground isnt good enough for you. i guess

We need to go back to using sailing ships full time like immediately. Yes it would take longer to get places but the Aesthetic is unmatched

Like there is nothing sexier hthan this

Sometimes you'll see a post that's like "what if every penis on Earth got a boner at the exact same time?", and the next dozen reblogs are people taking the proposed scenario 100% seriously and doing abstruse statistics about it. At this juncture you may be inclined to remark "hey, are we all ignoring the fact that the OP was clearly just a horny shitpost?" This is a foolish impulse; the abstruse statistics are also horny.

for the last 1,200 days someone has left a comment on every single manyatruenerd video, asking him to play zoo tycoon. each comment has kept a tally of how many days it's been since they started asking, steadily ticking up and up and up. it's been over three years of polite but incredibly persistent bothering

congratulations to this one very dedicated person

there is milk in girls

Public Domain Expansion

they're the siblings of all time.