My ideal date? You release me into the wild to hunt me for sport on your remote island BUT I’m not very good at hiding so you find me within 20 minutes. You hold the gun to my face but there is something so earnest in my eyes and hands that you cannot carry through. You pick me up and carry me back to your mansion. I am so polite and charming that you nurse me back to health. You grow to love and trust me despite the fact you’re holding me hostage after I fell of a charter vessel bound for Brazil. You buy me new clothes and have them shipped to the island. I kiss you good morning every day. You propose marriage. I accept. We skype in a priest and get married with the butler as our witness. That night I kill you and the butler. I redistribute your wealth. I live in the mansion on the abandoned island for the rest of my days. I study snail ecology. I never remarry. You were the love of my life but you were too dangerous and evil to live. I am buried next to you. The tides eventually wash our bodies away. Into the depths of the ocean, together.

Hi do you know what keeps me up at night?

William fucking Wisp.

William fucking Wisp growing up in Deadwood.

William growing being the weird kid even by Deadwood standards.

William growing up in Deadwood as the weird kid who has perfect David as a brother.

You cannot tell me that, even if it was unintentional, William’s parents didn’t compare him to David.

You cannot convince me that growing up, William didn’t feel like he could share his 100% authentic self without feeling like he was disappointing them.

Because you know what haunts me the fucking most is the fact that Charlie said in a Rolled, so casually, that William witnessed his parents mourn him the first time he died.

And you cannot convince me that William didn’t wonder, even for a second, if he was even his parents’ son when he came back.

Because can you imagine that? Your parents mourning you, but you’re still there?

Just… thinking about William Wisp again…

being an artist is having both a superiority and inferiority complex

thanks for the tag. i’m right

“??? it’s gillion tidestrider he has a fat ass and tits don’t feel guilty” -@arachnid-party

@hubblespacemission @albashits

mood board for both of you

@hubblespacemission @albashits

mood board for both of you

@hubblespacemission @albashits

mood board for both of you

hubble why did you have that photo on hand

my dms with Hubble are so fun

heh. nice argument. unfortunately for you, i’ve been trapped in a time loop for the last 6 months and i know exactly what to do [kisses you with tongue]

loop being sillyy.. let them get a little goofy with it. the funny creature. the teehee-er

The Teehee-er (sparkle)

bards when they roll a nat 20 on performance

wowww perfect 👍

a lot of the coverage of the Palestinian genocide is focusing on the US student protests and the narrative is constantly in danger of shifting away from what the protests are actually about and a lot of the language is now speaking in terms of police brutality, silencing of free speech, etc. It's not a radical thing to say that this isn't exactly helpful to the Palestinian cause if the actual reasons for the protests aren't constantly front and center. A lot of people have already made this point. I do not think the genie can necessarily be put back in the bottle with how the protests and the police reaction to them are entering the public consciousness of the USian people. A lot of people are or will become aware of these protests through the lense of these simply being instances of police brutality, and police brutality is a critical issue that many USamericans are very passionate about thus making it difficult to reframe the context of these images of police slamming white professors into pavement towards awareness of Israels decades long illegal occupation and systematic and indiscriminate displacement and murder of Palestinians. What I feel needs to be done is try to reframe these images flooding the internet not *away* from issues of police brutality and homesoil fascism, but in the wider context of imperialist governments taking the lessons they learn oppressing "foreign peoples" and turning them inwards. That police brutality is not disconnected from imperialist mass murder. That the one thing connecting the assaulted USian protester and the trans israeli denied gender affirming care for refusing to serve in the fascist Israeli military and the Palestinian child buried alive for the crime of being Palestinian... the one thing connecting them is that, sooner or later, they are all victims of power. Our rights are granted to us inequitably, unevenly, and are just as quickly stripped away when we do not serve the interests of fascist power. We are either a tool of the state or an enemy of the state. The Palestinian, not the innocent or the guilty but the human being Palestinian, is murdered because she can not be useful to the state while she is still breathing. She can never have the "privilege" of being a tool. I'll say it again: We outside of Palestine who can go to protests, who have families, who are able bodied, who can work, who can keep their head down or speak without immediate retaliation have the "honor" of choosing to be a tool of the state or an enemy of the state. The Palestinian has no choice.

There will always be an armed cop ready to arrest you and kill your brother as long as there is a bomb ready to drop on the heads of Palestinian children. Fascism trickles up and inward.

Say hi to Tumblr spot 🥰😘

4/30/24

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OH i have these i drew yesterday bc. i missed coloring and wanted to fuck around with effects again.

Finfin come and see him 2.0!

I made this updated version 3 months ago but never uploaded it, sorry.

ralsei

spiders have got to figure out contracting I need to be able to call my local spiders union and be like "hey can you send a guy out for a few days the fruit flies are back" and then pay it in spider currency. I'll learn the conversion rates. I'll be generous with my rounding. please.