quickly wear the face of the devil is about the multiverse's edgiest teen finding the guy with the Most restraining order violations he can find in every world and going I bet the dick is insane (it is) and then they kill god and plagiarize kelly clarkson

in the US we only have 3 genders. american beauty, american psycho, and american pie

Han Sooyoung: Anything interesting going on?

Kim Dokja: Once, I asked Joonghyuk for some water when he was mad at me. He brought me a glass full of ice and said "wait".

"What is your relationship with Yoo Jonghyuk?"

"We are life and death companions."

Kim Dokja: *sitting on YJH lap and playing on his phone* Hey bro-

Yoo Joonghyuk: My tongue was two inches deep down your throat 5 minutes ago, don’t you dare call me bro

apparently no one was paying attention in middle school language arts when we learned what a fucking protagonist was

putting “lying to kids is ok” on the table immediately looks bad. but theres nuance. because kids deserve to have as much context and respect as anyone else you live with. but also. telling them that leaving doors open will make ants carry away the entire house is necessary until their brains can quantify the heating&air bill

why did you even do that asshole

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Hyukkie and Dokja hyung

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well did you

Noooo don't get a tattoo it's so permanent blah blah blah my tattoo is whatever I want it to be and today it's an octopus

7/20

doodle

when u exit hyperfocus mode and ur immediately hit with every status effect ever

I think it's so funny how we bred JOBS into dogs. I have two shih tzus and they were bred to be lap dogs. All they care about is looking cute and cuddling with people. Meanwhile my grandma has a border collie and that dog needs to feel so useful all the time, he acts like he will pass away if he doesn't have a job to do constantly