"connect your contacts so you can find people you know in our app" what if i flayed myself in front of you

one of my girlfriends only tells the truth. my other girlfriend only tells lies.

North Electric Co, 1969

“how could you have forgotten that” i forget Everything. unless i remember

My best work yet

one of my professors, a historian who has been interviewed as an expert in various documentaries, said that the secret to documentaries is saying something very obvious, as slowly as possible. for example, if you say “the romans…….. enjoyed their dinner parties” or "being a gladiator... was... very... dangerous" then the filmmakers can get that clip and immediately pan over some cool pictures of mosaics or something. this has forever changed the way i view documentaries

Ugh, was having a great time mocking my recently imprisoned rival when I noticed the camera positioning makes it so that I appear behind the bars, thus framing me as trapped in a metaphorical prison of the narrative, now my whole day is ruined. Fuck.

Lady Maria sketch

sci fi is when women in tank tops are covered in grease and sweat and are shouting at people and racing against time to save lives

Sole Survivor: My wife is dead my son is missing I've eaten nothing but dog food for 3 weeks and I'm dying of radiation poisoning

NexusMods 4K Improved MacCready:

quilava @ hearst castle

“Oh, you’re leaving...”

so when are the residents going to stop being evil?

One of my older artworks