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aquar-io · 2 hours
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huge fractions of zoomers identify as LGBT, which is concerning--it's mostly driven by an increase in bisexual identification, suggesting that they think it's gay to fuck femboys
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aquar-io · 2 hours
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redraw of famous isopod image !!
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aquar-io · 5 hours
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there was roach races at a bug expo I went to yesterday. my roach won uwu
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aquar-io · 5 hours
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i have too many followers so i will.do a giveaway now !! put in yhe comments and rebolgs what you blog about and who you are and stuff and if you are a lucky chosen one you will get a nrew people following you who would enjoying seeing that !!
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aquar-io · 5 hours
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TIL Dr. Sigmund Freud was addicted to smoking and failed to quit for good throughout a 45 years long battle that included 33 operations for cancer of the jaw, an artificial jaw replacement, and attacks of “tobacco angina” exacerbated by nicotine . He was known to smoke up to twenty cigars a day.
via reddit.com
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aquar-io · 10 hours
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goon 1: hey boss i need help with my homework
mafia guy: i hired youses to KILLS people not do Algebra
goon 1: no this is pre-alebgra
mafia guy: ohs thanks gods, i was actuallys coverings for a lacks of knowledges in the area via an outburst of aggression, im sorry it had to come to this
goon 1: yeah its actually history homework. mesopotamia. way older than algebra.
mafia guy: ill teach you to be euphrates of these gah damn hands GOON!
goon 2, 3, 4, 5, 6, 7: i hop the boss doesn't hear us kissing
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aquar-io · 18 hours
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chat is this real 
When people get a little too gung-ho about-
wait. cancel post. gung-ho cannot be English. where did that phrase come from? China?
ok, yes. gōnghé, which is…an abbreviation for “industrial cooperative”? Like it was just a term for a worker-run organization? A specific U.S. marine stationed in China interpreted it as a motivational slogan about teamwork, and as a commander he got his whole battalion using it, and other U.S. marines found those guys so exhausting that it migrated into English slang with the meaning “overly enthusiastic”.
That’s…wild. What was I talking about?
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aquar-io · 18 hours
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unfollowing. nepotism ain’t cute
what, is this about how i made a post where people can find other people to follow or interact with? do you know what nepotism is?
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aquar-io · 18 hours
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yeag
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aquar-io · 20 hours
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Would you give a dog a gun if it had a really cool holster for it
i would give a dog a gun nomatter what
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aquar-io · 21 hours
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his sox are off and he’s watching TV…
a little wild weasel was inside my house today he was running around and charged my dad so we sealed him in the living room with the window open hoping he would make his exit but he may still be somewhere inside the house
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aquar-io · 1 day
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factorio
factorio rule34
factorio bugs rule34
factorio mod to make bugs even sexier
factorio normal to find bugs sexy
factorio normal to find bugs sexy reddit
factorio why people play if they don't find the bugs sexy
reddit unfair ban
factorio bug sex mod
factorio sex mod
russian translator
malware remover
russian malware remover
job firing unfair
job firing sexual discrimination lawsuit how to
job firing bug fetish count as sexual discrimination
job firing bug fetish count as sexual discrimination legal precedent
factorio bugs real
giant isopods
giant isopod rule34
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aquar-io · 1 day
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aquar-io · 1 day
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me in the excruciating pain pussy (some may deem it) (not me tho im irredeemable)
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aaaaaaaaaaaAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAA
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aquar-io · 1 day
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whats the deal with salamanders. theyre like wet lizards. there is no dry fish. its fucked up
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aquar-io · 2 days
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whats the deal with salamanders. theyre like wet lizards. there is no dry fish. its fucked up
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aquar-io · 2 days
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but fuck u
i cannot stand the sex
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