apriltastic
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i'm kind of a loser...sorry, guys.
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"On your knees… darling"
finally I can show my art for Astarion zine >///<
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i see your kinky astarion and vanilla gale and i raise you vanilla astarion and kinky gale. these mfers be like
astarion: god please can i just have normal sex for once in my life, or even no sex, no sex is good too
gale: i just got so turned on watching you murder demons that i can't think straight, let's fuck in seven dimensions
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Honestly it's a pity if you cut gale's hand in durge origin you cant meet him later at all bc it would be the funniest thing in the entire game if you could meet gale later and give him his hand back like "oh btw you dropped this". He just stares at u for a while "WAIT THAT WAS YOU??"
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Gonna start doing this when someone tells me what to do
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I am so proud to say that my college is so LGBT friendly, that in a survey Res Life put out they forgot to include straight people.
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So, we all love Gale’s mirror image/simulacrum, and how the ‘certain measure of Gale’s personality’ that he retains is Gale’s sweet, dorky charm…but is Gale himself aware of this?
I don’t believe we ever see Gale actually interact with his mirror image, as it always appears as a replacement when Gale is elsewhere.
It’s possible Gale has always just assumed he’s created this 100% straightforward, serious mirror image who radiates scholarly intelligence…because surely, that’s the aspect of his personality that it would pull from, right?
Imagine if one night, after Gale and Tav are married and living in Waterdeep, they start reminiscing about their romance. Tav brings up their first night together, and mentions how surprised they were to see Gale’s mirror image standing in his place at camp.
Gale is pleased, and says with a gentle laugh that he hopes Tav wasn’t too intimidated by his simulacrum’s stoic nature.
To which Tav responds oh no, not at all! They loved how adorable he was, and they still remember the cute pose he did to represent Gale’s personality!
Gale (perplexed): …darling, whatever do you mean? What pose…?
Cue Tav, perfectly miming this:
Gale:
HE DID WHAT
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Big shout out to BG3 for making it possible for millions of people to hate a character named Wulbren Bongle
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Obsessed with my group of friends who ALL approve of me telling a cop I'm gonna write her name in my Death Note
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i think we shouod terraform earth to make it completely flat because itd be fun
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