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i see posts here about how people are so mortified when they are acknowledged as being a regular customer somewhere that they never return. cowards. the employees at taco bell treat me like a celebrity. like royalty. i am their strange little pet customer who gets traded along as staff comes and goes. they know my car before i even speak in the drive-thru speaker. today i was 2 hours late and she ran over and squealed that she "thought i'd left them!" and that she "made my order with extra love!" and you what, she did
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Big!! Beanie!! Bettas!!!
They're looking for homes over at my webbed site Palaeoplushies.com
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nobuddy feels like they have a sharp attention span these days, right? and we all just click “agree on terms of service” because its hard to love yourself sometimes, well
enter Terms of Service, Didn’t Read: a website and a browser addon that streamlines the terms of service of many popular web services to be read by the tech sunday drivers.
It’s graded from A (great) to E (awful) and if you have the addon you have access to the info about the website on your bar
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i wish i could join discord servers and be talkative but alas every time i'm put in one i feel like a frightened captive animal being released into the wild for the first time and i instantly shove it in a folder never to be seen again outside of a random ping every few months
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have you ever gotten, like, irrationally angry at a thought experiment
specifically at Maxwell's Demon
so, the idea goes as follows: imagine you have two boxes already at their lowest energy state, with maximum entropy. they're full of a lukewarm gas, and there's a door that allows individual molecules to pass through if it's opened.
now, imagine that there's a demon controlling the door, who only allows warm, high-velocity molecules to pass into one box, and only lets cold, low-velocity molecules pass into the other. after enough time, the demon would seperate the lukewarm gas into a box full of hot gas, and a box full of cold gas, reversing the entropy without work, violating the second law of thermodynamics
this
is bullshit
the demon is the source of work in this scenario, it's functionally a heat pump
so how the fuck does this violate the second dynamics? dunno! apparently it was originally conceived with the demon being outside the system? which doesn't make sense since the demon ACTS ON THE SYSTEM
bullshit thought experiment >:{
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why does my boyfriend have to turn everything into a game of saw
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people with siblings love saying shit like "you never played first degree murder knife chase?"
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Things that work in fiction but not real life
torture getting reliable information out of people
knocking someone out to harmlessly incapacitate them for like an hour
jumping into water from staggering heights and surviving the fall completely intact
calling the police to deescalate a situation
rafting your way off a desert island
correctly profiling total strangers based on vibes
effectively operating every computer by typing and nothing else
ripping an IV out of your arm without consequences
heterosexual cowboy
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I work at a thrift store and here are some shifty / cool shirts that came in for sale. Really loved the greys anatomy fan art; my conworkers snatched that one up lol
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#listen#farming can be shady business lol#mine would be some sort of charge relating to the inhumane treatment of animals#maybe neglect#I was playing palworld last lol#and all my pal at one base are all perpetually sick for somd reason#I've given up trying to heal them cause I don't have the supplies and they immediately fall sick again#I think it's because they keep starving themselves cause they get stuck on my base roof and the lumberyard ugh
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This is what posting your artwork after a mutual posts a big life update feels like
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