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appledashbitch · 4 months
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THESE NEEDED TO EXIST OKAY??? WE’RE IN AGREEMENT??? GOOD.
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appledashbitch · 4 months
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okay but like.
imagine applejack having a habit of carrying rainbow dash on her back whenever she wants to prove she’s MUCH more physically strong. like a pony…
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appledashbitch · 4 months
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MY FAV LESBIANS THEY ARE PERFECT. SO PERFECT. I NEED THIS IN MY LIFE I WANT TO HAVE THIS RELATIONSHIP.
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appledashbitch · 4 months
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LOOK Y’ALL i may be a ride or die appledash bitch BUT!! i do NOT deny the fruit when i see it. there is fruit. and i love it. you’re telling me they introduce two m*n who look EXACTLY like rarity and AJ and get the girls to have crushes on them???
oh lord the lore has advanced so much since i was in the fandom 10 years ago 🧍��♀️
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appledashbitch · 4 months
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applejack human headcanons is next!!
i see her as being 21 and very mature, in stark contrast to Dash. she’s the tallest of the Mane 6, at 6 feet tall exactly. AJ is 100% super muscular, with very muscular thighs & you can kinda see her abs. i’m thinking an hourglass shape, chest is on the bigger side. very much able to pick up basically anyone since she’s so strong. she is just that weird mix of American white that you find in the south, kinda picturing georgia? thick southern accent ofc
think we are all in agreement on this.. she has long blonde hair and giant green eyes. lots of freckles on her body and face and she’s quite tan due to being in the sun. normally ties her hair up but when she’s feeling 😏 she will leave it down. her hair is naturally slightly wavy and she is just in general absolutely gorgeous. she would have a very ideal face with high cheekbones, a nice jawline, small nose, big eyes, good eyebrows, full lips and great teeth.
okay. she is a full on lesbian no question about it. she has never made out with a boy, never slept with a boy, and does not want to anytime soon. she was for sure seeing someone for a while until the appledash began, perhaps rarity because they were fruity as fuck in EQG.
for her appearance, she wears a bunch of flannel, mainly brown and orange ones, with high waisted baggy jeans. sometimes she’ll wear a denim skirt/shorts but she prefers jeans. she mainly wears cowboy boots & always has her cowboy hat. she wears a gold apple necklace that her mom gave her when she was still alive. for body mods, she has only her lobes pierced and no tattoos.
i see her as having high functioning autism because she really likes schedules & routines, and gets super frustrated when she fails. she WILL fall apart. she of course is very honest, perhaps too honest at times, which i believe is a result of her autism. she can get very bad panic attacks and relies on her brother a lot for support. she will burst out crying for seemingly no reason. she is extremely caring and loving however, as autism does not mean sociopathy.
finally, the only vice she has is drinking beer and cider. she will do drinking competitions with Rainbow and she always wins bc rainbow is a total lightweight. rarity is for a fact 100% into wine and cocktails and applejack thinks she’s insane for it.
lmk if you guys are liking these because if you are i’ll continue to do them!!
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appledashbitch · 4 months
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rainbow dash human headcanons wooo!! (going to be mad long j a warning)
she is 19. i actually do not like the idea of her being short/average height! I see her as ab 5’9 so tall but not taller than applejack duh
she is def very thin but toned!! she just zooms around toooo much for me to think she’s jacked 😢 i HIGHLY dislike it when people use bra sizes as a guide bc they vary so much depending on the band sizes. she is flat chested like let’s be real here. i also j LOVE this idea of rarity basically forcing her do to modeling for her fashion designs bc of her proportions and because everyone loves rarity she will do it just for her 😏
ethnically i like the idea of her being hispanic & white, was thinking along the lines of colombian or cuban?? and then i feel like the white would be italian, specifically having an italian mom bc they are something! skintone i see her as very tan. naturally and due to being outdoors allll the time
it’s time to discuss the classic one.. what is rainbow dash’s sexuality? my idea is she would only ever date a girl because she is literally a gay horse but BUT she is not opposed to getting w/ men. this is because she is kind of a slut! i just see her having a higher libido and not giving a fuck about being “ran through” bc she knows it’s all misogynistic bullshit. i also feel like she ends up getting w/ a lot of her friends bc she is just that bitch. definitely twilight, rarity, pinkie, & aj. no fluttershy bc she sees her as the sister she never had.
appearance-wise she mainly wears shorts, jeans kinda like a levi’s 501, crop tops and sweats. she will dress up depending on the occasion. she is obsessed with converse for sure. she has a bunch of ear piercings and three big tattoos. one of them is ofc a pair of wings on her back, then lightning bolts under one ribcage and clouds under the other. in general she is very pretty and she in fact cares a lot about her appearance. she keeps her hair about armpit length because she feels more traditionally feminine that way, and she keeps it up all the time. i’m thinking naturally light brown hair and blue eyes and she would eventually bleach her hair and dye it rainbow.
she has ADHD, PTSD, and seasonal depression, with the PTSD and seasonal depression stemming from a major car accident she was in at 14 that killed both of her parents and severely injured her. she kinda “copes” with it by smoking a ton of weed during the off season from soccer since she wouldn’t want to test positive for any drugs & she just for sure has a thing for beer and cider. scotch if she wants to get really fucked up
last but not least, applejack ❤️ she has had a crush on applejack for FOREVER and after they drunkenly hookup AJ begins to see her in this way.
okay that’s it! that’s my dashie. i feel like there’s a LOT of potential for fanfic writing with all of these headcanons so we’ll see how it goes
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appledashbitch · 4 months
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omg i haven’t had a tumblr since i was like 12 years old this is so weird 😭
i am JUST getting back into MLP after 10 years, and my heart was absolutely elated when i saw that appledash became canon 🥲
i wanna post a bunch of headcanons on here tbh bc i can’t draw, and i am considering starting a fic?? i have all the time in the world tbh so i should do it
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