they should let you visit deactivated blogs i want to pay my respects

sometimes the executive function fairy godmother finally shows up, whacks you, and then you’ve got to run around like cinderella on a midnight deadline trying to get things done before time runs out and your brain makes it illegal again

Ideal work schedule:

I show up and am given a list of cognitively engaging but achievable tasks

I complete the list

I leave immedietly

i am going to wake up from this nap on time and feeling refreshed and not any worse than I do at this current time

another reminder to stop buying/watching/reading anything JK Rowling associated

not now kitten, daddy's about to have a mental breakdown from seeing the prices at the grocery store

impulse purchase? impulse purchase? i pulse purchae? impulse ourchase? i pulse pkrcgae? imphbsi pufccjBeev? impudlwe pufxjjabwvv?

I had the time of my life fighting dragons with youuuu! Celebrate 34 with me by watching The Eras Tour (Extended Version) including “Long Live” 🐉 “The Archer” 🏹 and “Wildest Dreams” 💙 at home!

PS troll me all you want about my excessive and literal millennial emoji use but A) no one’s prouder to be a millennial and B) it’s my bday and today I am exempt! 🎂

https://taylor.lnk.to/TSTheErasTourAtHome

how fucking crazy will the posting be the day jk rowling dies

Freddy's Dead: The Final Nightmare (1991)

mitch mcconnell is in the hospital with a concussion everyone start thinking extremely negative thoughts while he's vulnerable to psychic attacks

my dream is to meet a man as intelligent as the average girl friend of mine.

i know we've already made a hundred jokes about it but oh my god. dean winchester escaping heaven with his car to save the multiverse is a real thing that happened. like that was airing on live tv in the year 2023. he drove. the car. and it took him to an alternate dimension where his parents were better people. you cant make this shit up

Pls reblog if u vote :)

I started saying it ironically but now I just say it gayly

If you do say y’all, is it in a southern, gay, or other way?