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apanwithnoplan · 22 days

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Welcoming Agent 25: Clove to Valorant Protocol!

Clove uses they/them pronouns I’m not debating this. If you don’t wanna use their correct pronouns don’t interact with this post.

Clove just has a bottle of Ibuprofen on them, nobody asks why they just have it

Clove and Phoenix get into quarrels regularly about stupid things

Clove just has to shake the bottle of Ibuprofen at Fades prowlers and it scares them away

Clove was instantly welcomed by majority of the duelists

Besides Ibuprofen, Clove also carries Adderall and Melotonin

Clove is more close with Jett, Neon, Gekko, Raze, Killjoy than most agents

Clove is particularly close to Breach and Deadlock

Sage likes that Clove can self revive, gives Sage one less person to worry about reviving

Wingman can be seen with Clove regularly

That’s all for now ✌️

#valorant #valorant headcanons #valorant clove #clove valorant

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apanwithnoplan · 2 months

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I’m back from the dead with the Crack Canon that Sage’s secondary power is to summon Bao out of nowhere.

Bad day? Bao

Hurt? Bao

Dead? Bao

She just has them and no one asks why

#valorant #valorant sage #valorant headcanons

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apanwithnoplan · 6 months

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Welcome Agent ISO to Valorant Protocol!

Headcanons!

- ISO and Sage only speak mandarin with each other

- ISO and Sage make bao and regularly go out to eat.

- ISO and Sage are more like mother/son to each other

- Iso and chamber have a shoot off and have developed a sort of friendly competition of being the “Best shot”

- Sova likes the competition and joins in as well.

- ISO side eyes Cyphers cameras half the time

- Fade and ISO take out cyphers cameras regularly

#valorant #valorant sage #valorant headcanons #valorant cypher #valorant sova #valorant chamber #valorant iso #iso valorant

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apanwithnoplan · 6 months

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Valorant Halloween Costumes

Cause why not

Brimstone: doesn’t dress up but hands out candy

Viper: mad scientist

Omen: was stuck with “cat” for third year in a row

Killjoy: Sapphire (matched with Raze)

Cypher: The man in the white van

Sova: wizard

Sage: Witch (third year in a row)

Pheonix: A Pheonix (his mum made it )

Jett: can’t go out and stuck at base (Phoenix brings her candy)

Reyna: Day of the dead outfit

Raze: Ruby (Matches with Killjoy)

Breach: Frankenstein

Skye: werewolf

Yoru: werewolf Hunter

Astra: Doesn’t do Halloween but likes the candy the duelists don’t want

Kay/o: doesn’t compute Halloween

Chamber: Vampire (not Dracula)

Neon: Pikachu

Fade: zombie

Harbor: seastar (Brings Astra Candy)

Gekko: Ash (from Pokémon)

Deadlock: doesn’t do Halloween but in it for the movies

Bonus!

Iso: Zuko (ATLA)

#valorant #valorant sage #valorant headcanons #valorant breach #valorant sova #valorant harbor #valorant harbour #valorant gekko #valorant jett #valorant cypher #Valorant brimestone #valorant viper #Valorant k #valorant agents #valorant kayo #Valorant Astra #Valorant Skye

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apanwithnoplan · 8 months

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Valorant Gekko & Deadlock Headcanons

Getting two birds one stone.

Gekko

- Gekko and Neon are “Ride or Die”s.

- Gekko is the second closest person to all the duelists -> Killjoy is closest.

- Gekko let’s Neon and Jett race against Thrash.

- Lets be honest Gekko never got the room extension.

- Harbour secretly taught Gekko how to ride a motorbike -> ended with a scolding from Sage and a very broken bike.

- Reyna makes Gekko Traditional Mexican meals

Deadlock

- Deadlock once shot Wingman out of reflex

- Deadlock, Breach and Sova all compare prosthetics and give each other advice.

- Deadlock and Breach became Arm buddies over their prosthetics.

- Deadlock gets Fade to help with her nightmares.

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That’s all, sorry for being dead

#valorant #valorant sage #valorant headcanons #valorant sova #valorant deadlock #valorant gekko #valorant harbor #valorant harbour #valorant breach

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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TF2 Sniper figuring out he's not Australian has me on the floor crying

#sniper tf2 #tf2 sniper #tf2 comics #comics tf2 #i can't with sniper #it's so funny #hard wheeze #brb crying

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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Valorant Names (Episode 6)

Brimstone: Liam Byrne

Viper: Sabine Callas

Raze: Tayane Alves

Chamber: Vincent Fabron

Omen: John, Fred, Marcus, Yohan, or Dimitri [nothing has been confirmed]

Sage: Ling Ying Wei

Cypher: Amir El Amari

Neon: Tala Nicole Dimaapi Valdez

Breach: Erik Torsten

Sova: Alexander (Sasha) Novikov

KillJoy: Klara Böhringer

Jett: Sunwoo Han

Skye: Kirra Foster

Fade: Hazal Eyletmez

Pheonix: Jamie Adeyemi

Yoru: Ryo Kiritani

Astra: Efia Danso

Kay/O: Kingdom Anti Yield Operative ( or Kill All Your Opponents)

Reyna: Zyanya Mondragón

Harbor: Varun Batra

Gekko: Mateo Armendáriz De la Fuente Damn

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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Valorant but It's What they would do for Content Creation

(Honestly some would run multiple channels because they can do A LOT of things that was too much for one channel)

Bloggers/Vloggers: Sage, Jett, Gekko, Skye, Harbor, Astra, Chamber

Streamers/Youtubers: Neon, Jett, Raze, Yoru, Pheonix, Gekko

How to Channels: Killjoy, Brimstone, Sage, Viper (would probs get reported), Kay/o, Fade, Cypher, Harbor, Skye, Raze

ASMR (And they would be hella good): Sage, Skye, Fade

Tiktokers: Neon, Jett, Gekko, Skye, Yoru, Pheonix, Reyna, Killjoy, Raze

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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Emesis blue should not have hit that hard

#emesis blue #emesis blue tf2 #tf2 #team fortress 2

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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I cant breath THE CAPTION fdibshdiabdhisd

I was gonna make a “do you think they’ve explored each others bodies” post about Medic and Heavy and then I realized that

#tf2 #team fortress 2 #tw cartoon gore #tf2 medic #tf2 heavy #heavy tf2 #valorant #medic tf2

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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I cannot wait until this voice line is added it’s so cute ahnfndksbs D

i had to animate this voice line it was so cute;;;;;;

#valorant #valorant astra #valorant harbor #galaxsea #valorant art

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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The Valorant Agents as Animals

Brimstone - Golden retreaver

Viper - King Cobra/ Viper

Omen - Black Cat

Killjoy - Rat/Mouse

Cypher - Calico Cat

Sova - Snowy Owl

Sage - Red panda/ Giant panda

Jett - Bunny

Pheonix - Pheonix/Tabby cat

Reyna - Jaguar

Raze - Parrot

Breach - Pug

Skye - Hawk

Yoru - Koi Fish

Astra - Axolotol

Kay/o - Computer mouse

Chamber - Bulldog

Neon - Porcupine

Fade - Black Cat

Harbor - Axolotol

== Tags ==

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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Valorant Headcanons but It gets progressively worse or better

Harbor is a nerd

Kay/o once toasted toast on himself to spite chamber

Jett asked Kay/o for n*des as a joke and Kay/o sent her his CPU

Cypher and Sage play Mahjong (sometimes Yoru plays with Sage

Pheonix has almost every musical soundtrack memorized

Pheonix has a hamilton Obsession

Breach watched Dear Evan Hanson once and cried

Breach won't shut up about HTTYD

Astra loves collecting crystals

Astra does witchcraft for fun

Sage loves learning about the greek goddesses and gods

Sova and Cypher once fist-fought, Jett has the whole fight recorded.

The duelists share one brain cell

Each group (Sentinels, duelists, etc) each have their own group chat

The protocol has one shared group chat

Jett and Raze meme-spam the chat

Sage, Brimstone and Viper have admin controls

Brimstone has a playlist filled with all the songs from now (so the songs that are popular now) The playlist name is called "Boomer bangers" (courtesy of the adult children)

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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Astra and Harbor

#I ship them so hard #astraxharbor #valorant #help #cries #they are so precious hlep #fdsjfdshfsdfkjsdlfsad #valorant astra #valorant harbor

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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I- MOMMY- AAAAA

#valorant sage #valorant #valorant lore #valorant cinimatic

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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Fun fact: I have all the Valorant Names memorized in order from Agent 1 (Brimstione) to Agent 21 (Harbor)

Makes it easier to tag

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apanwithnoplan · 1 year

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Agent Names (Updated + Harbor)

Brimstone: Liam Byrne

Viper: Sabine Callas

Raze: Tayane Alves

Chamber: Vincent Fabron

Omen: John, Fred, Marcus, Yohan, or Dimitri [nothing has been confirmed]

Sage: Ling Ying Wei

Cypher: Amir El Amari

Neon: Tala Nicole Dimaapi Valdez

Breach: Erik Torsten

Sova: Alexander (Sasha) Novikov

KillJoy: Klara Böhringer

Jett: Sunwoo Han

Skye: Kirra Foster

Fade: Hazal Eyletmez

Pheonix: Jamie Adeyemi

Yoru: Ryo Kiritani

Astra: Efia Danso

Kay/O: Kingdom Anti Yield Operative ( or Kill All Your Opponents)

Reyna: Zyanya Mondragón

Harbor: Varun Batra

Brb gonna cry-

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