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aoifereal2 · 11 months
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hey everyone. if you follow this account, i'm stopping posting on it. You can find my new account's main blog @aoifereal . Feel free to go give it a follow. Will reblog this every couple of days for a few days
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YOUNG WOMAN - Actually, detective, I'm a woman.
EMPATHY [Easy: Success] - She says it so insistently, as if arguing with you. You may have upset her.
COMPOSURE [Formidable: Failure] - You feel a pit in your stomach. You did something wrong, but you don't know what.
LOGIC [Trivial: Success] - Her way of dressing, the feminine name, yet deep voice - it should have been clear to you sooner. She's transgender.
ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Formidable: Success] - Almost imperceptible, the lieutenant anxiously twitches his eyebrow.
DAMAGED MORALE - 1
Transgender? What's that?
This doesn't have any bearing on the investigation.
ENCYCLOPEDIA [Trivial: Success] - A transgender person is someone who does not identify with the gender they were assigned at birth. Oftentimes they will dress conforming to their desired gender roles, change their names, and seek medical intervention to, "transition."
Gender is rather bourgeois, anyway.
Why would any proud Revacholian discard their masculinity?
Changing your gender? That sounds like quite the hustle. Maybe we can learn a thing or two from this woman.
That's cool. I have no opinion on this one way or another.
RHETORIC [Medium: Success] - Just as Mazov dared to challenge the established order of capitalism, so too do others challenge the order of things such as sex and gender.
ELECTROCHEMISTRY [Trivial: Success] - IT'S BEEN SO LONG SINCE WE'VE FELT THE TOUCH OF A WOMAN. WHO CARES IF SHE USED TO BE A MAN? HAVE SEX WITH HER NOW! ITS WHAT A REAL MAN WOULD DO!
EMPATHY - [Trivial: Success] - Don't do that. It's clear now, you upset her for accidentally calling her a man. Just apologize.
COMPOSURE [Medium: Failure] - Profusely.
ESPIRIT DE CORPS [Medium: Success] - It's important to be a good ally.
DRAMA [Medium: Success] - Make a real show of it, sire!
"Oh, I didn't realize. I'm sorry."
"I'm so sorry I'm so sorry I'll leave you alone forever now."
"I haven't been a good representative of the RCM. We're here to help the people of Martinaise, no matter their identity. I'm sorry to have let you down."
[Drama - Legendary 14] Try and come up with an elaborate, heartfelt apology in the style of the turn of the century thespians.
HIGH 83% +1 Found testosterone ampoule on nightstand. +1 Homo-Sexual Underground. +1 Read about the turn of the century thespians. -1 Recovered your gun. -1 Masculinity challenged. This is a Red Check. It cannot be retried.
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CHECK FAILURE
YOU - You try and come up with the words to convey your apology to the young woman, but you come up blank. It's hard to fit, "transgender" into iambic pentameter, as it turns out.
DRAMA - I'm sorry, sire. I have failed you.
KIM KITSURAGI - "Detective? You've been standing there for a whole minute. Are you okay?"
ESPIRIT DE CORPS - Shit, the lieutenant is onto us. We have to say something soon, or we could lose him.
COMPOSURE [Trivial: Success] - Don't worry, we can still salvage this. Anyone have any ideas?
VOLITION [Heroic: Failure] - Let me handle this.
You - "I'm so sorry, I'm so fucking sorry. I'm such a fucking failure. Do you want me to kill myself?"
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aoifereal2 · 11 months
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bisexual positivity post 😄🎉🦄💜💙💗
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Honestly I was kind of expecting after palademes died for Camilla to have a way to absorb him and become a lyctor
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Jace and vraska are lesbians actually (delusional)
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they do bones
no face paint Gideon under the cut
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I like microdosing my weirdness and fucked up sense of humor on new people. You throw it back at me? Green flag. You make weird faces or shitty comments? You're weak, your bloodline is weak, and you won't survive the winter.
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aoifereal2 · 11 months
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I love trans voices. I love pre-HRT and “started HRT a month ago” and sore voices lowering and carefully trained voices and I love trans laughter and trans singing and I love the in-between androgyny of some voices and I love MY voice and I love my friends’ voices. I love husky voices and medium voices and high pitched voices and gravely voices. I love range changes and I love the expressiveness. I love trans voices.
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aoifereal2 · 11 months
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everytime you see me post about cooking, it is part of my psyop to make transgenders and gays and lesbians good at cooking, i fuckin love cookin and when you get to feed you and your loved ones something delicious by the end of it you feel like a god damned evil genius who can never be stopped (also mmm stew)
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how can you tell
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this is the funniest tweet of all time
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like why are mobile games allowed to lie about what they are in ads. wasn’t that illegal at one point
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Glad Tumblr recommended me verity Cunningham posts it's the good shit
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MCM ate me alive again, so here is the last filler for this chapter, another modern version of the characters to go with the one I did of Harry and Mal the other month, this time the folks I’ve been affectionately referring to in my notes and script as Team B.
If you’re wondering- cherry coke, some sort of craft beer, Sauvingnon, and a martini.
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