You jerk off to porn. Personally as an intellectual I whack it to bauhaus furniture.

everyone hates my thin and meager stew

Can I please have a cappuccino but with oat milk and a big pump of sugarfree chocolate syrup and... Lol I remember your stupid ass from 2,300 years ago. We were living in seleucis on the tigris river during the same span of summers... do you rememver a red ibis bird with beautiful plumes? Yeah U were a sort of dull brown goat that didn't train and dint make milk or kids. Yeah? No? Eventually the Zoroastrian homesteaders who owned you started feeding you contaminated barley to try and kill you lol. Maybe you remember the ergotism? Anyway. also I want one of these 🫵stupid little breads in the case

Tree roots following the pattern of concrete footpaths

fish beads

got so high i astral projected into my 5 year old mind while listening to the beatles

the smallest artist i listen to? probably the bird outside my window

brutalist strap on

rococo strap on

art deco strap on

if the universe were not so cruel the "Tailor Swift" would be a beautiful bird that elegantly sews its nest together

i'm like a werewolf but instead of turning into a wolf on the night of the full moon i dont do that and i just stay human

It's called tortured poets whatever because T swift wrote it by cruelly jabbing a poet with a cattle prod and writing down whatever rando inane utterances they yammered out in their panicked, pained state

check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer

i hope everything gets easier soon. or at least funnier. amen

Cocaine was a stimulant used by a priestly caste of the middle period United States called businessmen in order to commune with The Market. [1]