was lamenting the fact that my eczema is flaring up when the thought "the itcher" popped into my head fully formed and unprompted and now i can't stop laughing

Great news everyone. There was a kitten wandering in the drive thru at work and my inner warrior cats kid tried to be a hero and capture him.

I have now suffered multiple puncture wounds and have to go to the emergency room.

tiktok is such an awful app, it's almost designed to feed you misinformation and expose you to insane discourse. unlike beloved tumblr, the app that feeds me misinformation and exposes me to insane discourse

Unmute !

Little pianist 🎵

Neil Banged out his tunes today, on a train you have the comfort and relaxation to bang out your own tunes

I was born at a very young age.  I’ve been alive for as long as i can remember, and I hope to continue living until I die.

it really is insane how waking up early will grant you access to some of the most beautiful sights and sensations in the world that will make you want to live forever, but only if you overcome the gauntlet of a thousand razors that is getting out of bed early. truly one of life's little saw traps.

Maybe Steven Universe wasn’t the best show to watch

there should be a hotline for me to call autistic people with specific hyperfixations every time i have a question

Belphagor is looking a little wall-eyed in the recent picture. Is that normal or just a bad angle? I can't help but be a little worried

he's young enough that his eyeball muscles aren't fully functional! as Belphegor ages, he should look less wonky

anyone who thinks dostoevsky's writing is dry and humourless is missing out on passages like this

seen a person’s blog that had “porn bot” under the do not follow if criteria………king they can’t read💔

if you try to run me through with your blade i'll just pull it in deeper until we're face to face and kiss you on the mouth. with tongue.