SPIDER-MAN: i hate you so fucking much norman you ruined my life

GREEN GOBLIN ON THE GLIDER:

Wait, which series does Miles Morales first appear in? All these different series are so confusing

me:  Okay, two weeks in a row of fun cameos was all well and good, but there’s nothing that could excite me again the same way after Ahmed Best and Zeb, don’t even bother to try, Favr– The Mandalorian:  Hey.

me:

me:  [INCOHERENT SCREAMING OH MY GODDDDDDD]

get his ass

She-Hulk:

MCU She-Hulk

cowards

I’ve literally never met someone who’s ever said “yeah She-Hulk looks best slimmed down” when we can have hulk arms as the alternative

World of Warcraft character creation screen

The Batman (2022) + Letterboxd Reviews ♡

may i introduce you to the (very poorly made) tobey maguire’s version of the holy trinity of twinks

some of u will call literally any dynamic found family. bestie theyre barely co-workers 😭

Loki to Mobius: ‘You had a life, maybe a family!’

Mobius:

I have to say I really appreciate how Into the Spider-Verse makes no effort whatsoever to give Dr. Octavius any kind of pathos. Superhero media so often goes out of its way to establish that the main villain’s female sidekick – should one be present – has Suffered Terribly and how it’s totally Not Her Fault that she’s ended up the way she is, or at least give her a humanising moment of empathy with the protagonist, but nope. She’s just a big amoral jerk and no one likes her.

i don't think the hulk exists due to gamma radiation. i think getting 7 PhDs just does that to you

Marvel dorks have no sense of humor this should be the highest voted comment

If Batman and Spider-Man switched rogues galleries none of their villains would last more than ten minutes against the new enemy