Pacific Northwest residents better GET READY for the ONLY EVENT happening anywhere in the world in 2024
Lampreys are historically important to several indigenous tribes and enormous amounts of work have been done to try and restore them to their natural range!! You can go visit them before they're released into the river and "win some cool lamprey SWAG!" !!!!!! !!!!!!!
I fibbed though, this is not the only event in the world in 2024. There is in fact a second different lamprey event in July in Oregon City.
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RECENTLY DIVORCED 🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥🔥
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Girls will be like “oh I’m just running some quick errands” and then spend all day in the wetlands appreciating the unique flora and fauna
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What's the punishment for breaking the laws of physics?
10-15 years in prism.
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today’s gender is a deep purple tape recorder covered in stars
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no "other/see results" option bc JUST CHOOSE ONE
YOU TOO, GENDER-CONFORMERS,
EVERYONE!
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disability rights involves the right to do fuck all. the right to be a useless member of society and STILL be loved and cared for and have a fair standard of living. human beings are not defined by the capital we produce.
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Is your ant getting enough sleep?
How can you tell if an ant is sleepy? they can’t blink so you might be boring your ant to death with a long-winded story and not even know it. Or maybe their room isn't comfy enough and they can't sleep well. Ants hate to complain. Solution?
Observe the antennae!
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"is sex with angels monsterfucking" forum thread shut down by moderators after 300 pages of fierce debate, 26 banned accounts and 8 doxxed members
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talking to people while holding a beverage is awesome because you don't have to know what to do with your hands and when you don't know what to do with your face you can just take a sip
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polyamorous person whos married to 10 people and has one wedding ring on every finger. beautiful image for you to imagine
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