[somewhere in rural britain, in the midst of a forest where the beautiful daylight shines through the trees as though the sun itself is blessing the earth]
random british guy 1:
oi mait u won’a aev me dick in yer bum?
random british guy 2:
oi sure mait when’s u got toime then innit
the boys develop an intense sense of love towards one another, become inseperable and go on adventures.
WHOEVER INVENTED THE AUTO EMOJI PREDICT FEATURE IS A FUCKING DICK IT SHOULD BE SEPARATE WHEN I TYPE FUCKING :) OR ANYTHING LIKE IT IM PURPUSEFULLY TRYING TO AVOID EMOJIS SO STFUE ISJS ZJAKAKABS SHSBSJSHS Z ZHBSSNISKXJSKSANAJ
to everyone who thinks i’m gonna read those posts that are an entire book worth of text, i don’t even have enough attention span to carry a small conversation with my family