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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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[somewhere in rural britain, in the midst of a forest where the beautiful daylight shines through the trees as though the sun itself is blessing the earth]
random british guy 1:
oi mait u won’a aev me dick in yer bum?
random british guy 2:
oi sure mait when’s u got toime then innit
the boys develop an intense sense of love towards one another, become inseperable and go on adventures.
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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i’m gonna start calling giving birth “hatching” and nobody and nothing can stop me
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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WHOEVER INVENTED THE AUTO EMOJI PREDICT FEATURE IS A FUCKING DICK IT SHOULD BE SEPARATE WHEN I TYPE FUCKING :) OR ANYTHING LIKE IT IM PURPUSEFULLY TRYING TO AVOID EMOJIS SO STFUE ISJS ZJAKAKABS SHSBSJSHS Z ZHBSSNISKXJSKSANAJ
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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why can’t i just become a hot ass centaur and run into a foggy forest at night
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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i feel aa though i might’ve walked in on something
I'm off to fight God does anyone want anything?
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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i collect images with powerful ot3/third wheel energies so you don’t have to. i am releasing them to you, the public, so you may share in my bounty
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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realizing you can open cans of soda with a can opener is gonna change my life
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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to everyone who thinks i’m gonna read those posts that are an entire book worth of text, i don’t even have enough attention span to carry a small conversation with my family
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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“omg how do u come up w this stuff” well ive been plagued by visions since birth
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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the kids are alright.
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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i’m at an all time low.
I CANT MAKE SJNINNINMROLLS WITH MY FRIEND CUZ LOCKDOWN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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I CANT MAKE SJNINNINMROLLS WITH MY FRIEND CUZ LOCKDOWN FUUUUUUUUUUUUUCK
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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why do i have to be nice when sending an email can the adults stop pretending email is a high prestige thing pls
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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this is where gays come from
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Eight Rainbows! WOW Lehigh Valley, PA [960 x 960]
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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i can’t get over how ancient greek statues are so hot
that’s definitely what people used as porn before internet
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anotheraveragebitch · 3 years
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thanks4the commission, @tinysport
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