he can infodump so deep inside me I'll have trivia running down my leg
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“you’re letting him put his fangs WHERE?” well in my neck, obviously. feel like that one should be a given. But also my
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tumblr after seeing me make yet another post about astarion baldursgate3
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Diversity win! The horniest person you know is on the asexual spectrum
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the right hairstyle for your face is the one that makes you smile when you see yourself in the mirror btw.
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Of course you have white hair and trauma
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"you're so close to your friends!! It's almost like there's a secret something going on, right—?" *KILL YOU* *KILLS YOU* *KILLS YOU* *KILL YOU* GOD I'M SO MAD *KILLS YOU* *KILLS YOU* *KILL YOU*
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gives you a thumbs up and sparkle-like effects surround it and i get scared cus it never did that before
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"romantic intimacy is essential to developing your foundations in young adult life!1!" what if I hit u with my car.
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no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for
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Its not that deep but his dick could be
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WHO is gonna come suck me. This is an open invitation
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Meet me at the hollow log
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the mighty gar...
(my half of an art trade with @jackalspine!)
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