Everyone say happy birthday Hank

a collection of my favorite tweets regarding the Ever Given in the Suez Canal

sorry all.. still coming down from the intense full body orgasm that was National Microwave Day

*lunges at you with hoe movements*

I'VE BEEN ON THE WRONG BLOG ON MY DESKTOP ALL NIGHT LMFAOOOO

THIS COMMENT ALSO... HELPP

Most annoying part about this whole situation is now I'm stuck seeing takes like "maybe we WERE too mean to staff" and "you know, paying for the subscription wouldn't be so bad" as if the only problem people have with this site is like, tumblr live and the odd annoying ui change.

snoopy’s brother olaf who plays the jug in their family band decorates everything under the theme of “Jug”

i hope keke palmer bum ass ex get murdered for abusing her like now that this info and photos are out it’s crazy how many men said his reaction to her wearing a dress to a concert was “justified” we keep telling yall men’s public degradation of women is a precursor to physical violence but men refuse to accept that, and now look, apparently for two years he was putting his hands on her and threatening to hurt her and the kid but “he just wants his wife to respect him he isn’t a bad man” misogyny is getting ppl killed and battered, and nobody takes the warning signs seriously until the worst happens, i rlly hope keke heals and that the course case is not televised live bc this is ridiculous..in her home in her cars using her money bc she the bread winner and he has the nerve to put his hands on her..men being nothing to the table but audacity

I genuinely feel like an alien compared to my coworkers when they try to chat with me about things like dating and weight loss. like what are you SAYING about "oh you know it's just so hard to make your man understand the instructions you give him?" why are you trying to connect with me by complaining that you gained 15 pounds? is this how most people form connections in the workplace? i for real do not get it