whats the fucking point of having laws if people can keep making led headlights
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The default length of pasta is designed to fit on a supermarket shelf, not to be the best length for cooking/eating.
Feel free to break it to any length you want (don't let the Italians know I said this)
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Fuck Israel and fuck everyone who still wants to pretend this is confusing or complicated. Is it really that hard to point out the "bad people" in a scenario where a multi-billion military apparatus is handcuffing and killing children and medical staff inside a fucking hospital?
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did you date in high school?
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you’re going to hurt people in life. it’s unavoidable. apologize and do better next time.
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this does not apply if you wear exclusively leggings. Those things tear all the time you need like a million on standby
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I hate work I should be at the (remembers I don’t want to go to the club) the imagination
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it’s a new week!!! let’s do this!!!!! (cries uncontrollably)
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Bit telling that for years and years evangelical religious extremists have been allowed on university campuses with their bullhorns and horrific imagery where they harass students into physical altercations and when students complain to the university’s administration they just shrug their shoulders citing freedom of speech but when those same tuition-paying students start protesting against war and genocide they call SWAT
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sliding scale of posts about Jesus being a carpenter who was nailed to a cross
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the self is a guy you made up to get mad at
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being obsessed w a piece of media is so scary. what if my mutuals see how insane i go about it and think oh i gotta check out what this is about and then think it sucks and kill me with rocks. what if they hate my favorite characters
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