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ankmankpank · 2 hours
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Best paparazzi pic of T. and Tae together would be probably when they tried to act dark and mysterious after caught saying “Erm what the sigma”
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ankmankpank · 3 hours
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what was the members first kiss?
Do you know that tawog scene where Gumball and Darwin kissed each other while they fell off a tree, then they thought that they kissed the two girls they were with, and TOTALLY not each other? Yep, that’s how T.’s and Tae’s first kiss went when they were 12 and 14.
But like kiss kiss and not an accidental what your bestie gave you, Aaron T., 15, accidental drugs, hot girl, dirty bathroom stall. That’s all I have to say, thank you.
For Tae, when he was 16, he almost kissed a girl, then he fucked it up. It doesn’t matter how, only that he fucked it up and that he was sad. He’s back at T.’s house, sitting and thinking on T.’s couch, T. helping outside the house(it was a grill party), then two of T.’s cousins hop down on the couch on each side of him. Both girls, one is 15 while the other is 16. And they told him that, out of pity, they can teach him how to kiss. You’d think they were into him, but it really was because of pity. One girl grabbed his face then kissed him, just before he could process what is happening, the other one was already kissing him. And fuck, they did teach him some good shit. T. died laughing on this story tho, no he was not angry. He knows Tae and he knows his cousins.
Robaire, his first broken arm. He was 16 and went to a party, and of course, everyone signed his cast. Then in the bathroom, a girl who signed it too opened the bathroom stall’s door he was in. He was fully clothed and didn’t do anything illegal, just taking some time to cool off, Robaire likes these quiet moments when all that noise from the party is suddenly gone. He said it’s okay, tho he didn’t understand why was she in the men’s bathroom, but invited her to talk. Both drunk, it ended up as a hot make out session and him almost losing his virginity with it too, but they stopped before it could’ve happened. He likes thinking back to it tho.
Aaron Z. was hiding from one of his friends when he was 15. They were just playing, no pressure, so he didn’t mind it when a girl, barely dressed and soaked in ketchup.. for some reason. Ran up to him and started talking to our favorite Z., he actually kinda liked her company. But, the girl was alone. And was he going to let her walk home by herself? Absolutely not. When they got there, she invited him in, kissed on her bed for a while, then she fell asleep. He didn’t have her number, so Z. wrote a nice little note, put it on her dresser, then he walked home. But damn the butterflies he had for a week after that.
Jesse actually.. didn’t have anything special for a first kiss. A girl who was into him grabbed him by the collar and smooched him when he was 16 in the middle of the school, that’s it.
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ankmankpank · 1 day
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which member would become a stripper
Aaron T.
The others are stripper material too, they all are, but they wouldn’t want to become one. I’m not saying that it’s T.’s dream job, but he wouldn’t hate it.
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ankmankpank · 1 day
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jesse serves cunt extra hard cause he got two kids to feed
Feed ME‼️‼️‼️
Sorry, yep ur right tho. He serves even more when they do their mom’s makeup on him🫶
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ankmankpank · 1 day
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imagine new fans finding out jesse has kids-
I think most of them would actually like the kids?! Like they think that kids are cute, Jesse is cute for having them, a family is cute, Jesse w a dad bod would be cute, etc. etc.
I think they would actually believe it for the first time they hear it, idk I feel like new fans would be kinda cute?!😭
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ankmankpank · 1 day
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this photo as 2aaron..
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GIGGLING OMG‼️‼️
They would have photoshoots when the point is not them being pretty and in fancy ass clothes, instead it’s all about them doing poses w each other and this would be a pic from that shoot!!😭
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ankmankpank · 1 day
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one thing about robaire, he NEVER has a shirt on. in music videos, performances, even at home.
If he has, his buttons are undone😭 he knows that fans like it tho‼️‼️ Rob always starts the day w a shirt, but it always gets off him 4 some reason:( not that I mind it tho
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ankmankpank · 1 day
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Aaron T. loves calling people fuck.
Z. is “Fat fuck”, Jesse is “Blonde fuck”, Tae is “Twink fuck” and Robaire is “Big fuck”. They got used to it tho, they always do.
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ankmankpank · 1 day
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In my 4*town dr Lana wrote a song about Jesse🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕🖕
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ankmankpank · 2 days
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4*town doing a cooking stream and Aaron T. SLAPS like absolutely DESTROYS Jesse’s ass with a hand what he dipped in flour before hitting Jesse, but Jesse doesn’t bother getting the huge flour handprint off his ass, it’s on him thru the whole stream.
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ankmankpank · 2 days
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Tae Young: I want a book where the villain gets the girl.
Aaron T.: That already happened in Megamind you ungrateful fuck.
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ankmankpank · 2 days
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Y/N: Are we meant to be in here?
Robaire: Given the alarming number of warning signs, probably not. [doesn’t stop walking at all]
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ankmankpank · 2 days
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It’s okay that Jesse’s kids like to sit on the couch, make him sit down on the floor and do his hair, okay. The two little ponytails you got there are cute bro, I like the pink butterfly clips.
But when Aaron T. and Tae do this? It’s either a cultural reset masterpiece that should go into museums, or just Jesse’s hair in a giant spike with random clips all over it.
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ankmankpank · 2 days
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hear me out.. aaron z with glasses
And the fans would DIE to see him in those but there’s only like three pics of him where he has glasses on and even T. took those. And the picture wasn’t even about Z., he’s just there like a background character☠️☠️ blud only wears them at home
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ankmankpank · 2 days
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Aaron T. working at one of those car washes where the boys only have little shorts on and they wash your car with their bare body😭😭 could be a joke to see how many fans would recognize him, a birthday present to Tae, a lost bet, but he would.
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ankmankpank · 2 days
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this: “i love when beautiful people have regular jobs because sometimes the most otherworldly angelic person you’ve ever seen your life won’t be on a runway or on your tv screen, they’ll be working at Walmart.” is so robaire coded because prior to 4town he was making 10 dollars an hour at costco’s whilst having the face of adonis
Y E S
After the band became a thing, Tae Young met his gf(and future wife) at a McDonald’s too because she was so tired that his order got fucked up three times🫶
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ankmankpank · 2 days
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in high school robaire would definitely receive gifts and letters from both genders on valentines day
YES OMG‼️‼️‼️
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