ASKING FOR A DIVORCE

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#SYNOPSIS— general headcanons on asking your yandere husband for a divorce

#WARNING(s)— possessive, manipulation/manipulative, toxic marriage

( Fugaku Uchiha || Shikaku Nara )

Divorce was never an option for the Uchiha Clan. You were bound to him the moment he laid his eyes on you. As a cold hearted exterior man, inside he’s a soft hearted fool who loves to much. The moment you both had said your wedding vows your fate was sealed. He loved you very dearly it’s why he chose to marry you. To carry on the legacy of the Uchiha Clan. The news to you wanting a divorce was a shock to him. Wasn’t the purpose of marrying is to be together until deaths comes knocking at the door? It had caused him to be frustrated and angry. He couldn’t find any misplaced/wrong variables in his marriage.

Very few things ever surprised the man but surely this takes the cake. Wasn’t everything going smoothly? He couldn’t even pinpoint what the problem was. The both of you were happy were you not? What would the clan elders say? To know that you, future mother of his children wanting to divorce him, a clan head. It was a disgrace and a direct hit to his pride. He won’t settle for such atrocious decisions/actions. He’ll interrogate you asking if there was another man in your life or if this was some stupid rash decision. He’ll tear apart your words with harsher ones. Either way this man would outright refuse to accept a divorce. He loves you and you love him. Final decision. And if it comes down to it this man won’t hesitate to use his Sharingan against you to make you more submissive per say.

He wasn’t surprised. He’s a smart man, a Nara to be in fact and a Jounin commander. It wasn’t hard to put two and two together. All he could do was wait patiently until you asked the question. He would dance around the subject giving a few jabs here and there. He wasn’t ignorant, he knew there was something missing/hurting his marriage. But to be honest he didn’t exactly feel like arguing. So he simply heard you out, ranting about why you wanted a divorce and how this marriage wouldn’t work out. Your logic was by far the most flawed reasoning he’s ever heard. Unbothered and unfazed drinking a cup of sake. He would simply look at you, eyebrows perked up. He would stand up letting out a sigh. Cue you screaming and bashing at him for not paying attention, not giving you a drip of energy to even bother and see your point of view. And he won’t because he doesn’t care.

He doesn’t care enough to fix his marriage. As long as you’re beside him everything is fine and dandy. But if push comes to shove he won’t hesitate to turn your words around. There’s a reason why he’s declared the smartest man alive. He won’t hesitate to manipulate your way of thinking, reasoning out his actions. Blaming you how your inconsiderate and selfish. How he’s piled up with paperwork and hard decisions and here you are giving him a hard time. If that doesn’t work he’ll simply use his shadow technique and force you to go to bed with him and have this conversation tomorrow.

My Boss The Genius By: miruutan

I was able to find the first chapter for "My Boss The Genius" by miruutan, and I was wondering if anybody had a copy of the fic saved?

I'd really love to read it, and anyone who would be willing to share there copy would have my undying gratitude and access to my library of saved fics.

Thank You

silly naruto valentine's day cards for ur use

The real barbie is Y/n.

Y/n’s a doctor, a cop, a scientist, an agent, vet, hero, villain, astronaut, lawyer, spy, criminal, artist, chef, engineer, psychologist, architect, journalist, firefighter, event planner, mechanic, photographer, musician, actor, interior designer, bartender, fashion designer, barista, florist, forensic scientist, flight attendant, profiler, tour guide, translator, etc.

team green discourse is so wild because on tumblr it’s “alicent was a victim of rhaenyra’s MENTAL ABUSE because rhaenyra did not tell the truth about her son’s parentage” and you’re like ok someone has a victim complex they’re projecting onto fictional characters moving on and then you get to team green TikTok and they’re making aegon ii edits to hitler speeches and then you’re just like. oh.

I feel like some people haven’t truly processed this absolute truth: Rhaenyra is the main character of the story.

The Dance of the Dragons is about how Rhaenyra Targaryen was usurped, and how she reacted/what she did in an attempt to right this wrong.

So, why do I hear useless complaints about how Alicent is not shown giving birth in the series, or Helaena etc ?

They are just secondary characters who are part of Rhaenyra’s life and influence it to some degree, but it’s not their story.

Dragons going extinct because of misogyny is actually crazy when you think about it and then hundreds of years later a little girl being the one to bring it back is so poetic like Dany really is the one.

Who do you think would have the highest body count?

In a number of murders way: Minato, who famously slaughtered thousands in a single battle of ninja ww3.

In a number of sexual partners way: Perhaps Genma, but that's going purely off of vibes.

genma used to teach sex ed to all the genin going through puberty whos jonin senseis didnt want to (all of them) until iruka found out that genma didnt know what an std was

New headcacnnon: Gai is actually apart of a mlm (verging on cult) and he spent all of his jonin paychecks on the green jumpsuits (first level buy-in). He’s desperate to move up to the next level and be let in the cult, but Kakashi sees through the whole thing and fights against him trying to involves the students at every turn. Kakashi has been trying to get him out of the cult for years but Gai can only think of the 120 boxes of jumpsuits that crowd his apartment. Everyone once in a while the other jonins and students all join together and try to have an intervention. ‘This is madness’ they say, gesturing to the couch made of cardboard boxes covered with jumpsuits he’s sprawled on and the green pillows he’s made of jumpsuits. ‘I don’t know what you’re talking about’ Gai says, propping his feet up on a coffee table made of boxes full of jumpsuits. ‘Lee, don’t you agree with me?’ He asks. ‘Don’t you drag Lee any further into this!’ Sakura cries. Yamato and Sakura lead a sobbing Lee out, and Tenten stakes out his apartment and has to stop him from going back to Gai’s later. Kakashi is genuinely at his wits end until Tsuande steps in and dispatches an ANBU unit (with Kakashi pulled out of retirement, of course) to go destroy all of the jumpsuits. Yamato and Genma go and shake down the mlm contract holder, and once he agrees to let Gai free of his debt, they let Sai and Sakura run him out of town.

The mission goes perfectly and though Gai is distraught, and they can all breathe easy. Until Gai discovers essential oils 2 weeks later.

For all those wondering how Kakashi is winning, one word: Pakkun. This guy literally has a pack of ninja dogs he can summon within a second. No way I’m not choosing him

My Opinions on Naruto calling Obito the coolest... or something like that.

My respect for Naruto dropped like a rock over a cliff when Naruto began to reach out a hand towards Obito or acknowledge him.

Like this is the man who KILLED, he frickin MURDERED your MOTHER AND FATHER. He's the reason your life was such a shitshow, and suddenly you wanna keep the memory of what a great guy he was alive?

I get people like Obito, and that's perfectly fine. I can even accept that he killed Minto because he felt abandoned or whatever B.S. reason it was.

But KUSHINA?

This is likely a women who was NOTHING but kind to him. And he killed her in cold blood. For what? Collateral damage?

Again, cause I can't emphasis this enough this is the guy who killed Naruto's MOTHER. And he's out there calling him cool? Yeah, I still like the early Naruto, but my respect for him dropped like no tomorrow after that.

Sasuke: my mom didn't raise a quitter, she raised a winner.

Orochimaru: your mom died when you were like 7. She didn't raise you, I did. Now go kick ass

Uzumaki Residence:

Kakashi: I hereby humbly ask you for Iruka's hand in marriage.

Naruto: No.

Kakashi *bows his head: Thank you, you have no idea how much your approval means to me. You should expect an invitation soon. Iruka would be the most handsome June groom. I promise I'll make him happy.

Naruto: Stop pretending you can't hear me! I am the Hokage, you can't treat me like I am still a genin! I won't let you defile my dad!

Kakashi: You are a bit late for that.

In the next room:

Himawari: But I thought daddy is still a genin, and what's "defile"?

Hinata *blushing in embarrassment: Sweetie, why don't you go draw outside? And would you like some more tea, Iruka Sensei?

Iruka *waits until Himawari leaves the room: ...You don't happen to have anything much stronger?

tsunade: i’m quitting as hokage so you have to be the next one

kakashi: what? lmao no

tsunade: you’re the only candidate who would pardon sasuke, if you don’t do it he stays in prison

kakashi: ……are you using the kids to blackmail me into becoming hokage?

tsunade: yep. have fun being in charge.