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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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Oats oats oats oats

When will we see the finished smoothie?!?!

#girlblogging #michael cera #capitalism #smoothie #healthy

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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Told me coworker that Dots pretzel company was going out of business so she spent a bunch of money on Dots pretzels, turns out they’re actually just closing their flagship factory

#dots #dotspretzels #girl dinner #capitalism #mmmmm #michael cera #girlblogging

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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Top ten flat lizards I found by searching “flat lizard” on Google images:

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#lizards #herps #reptiles #reptile husbandry #herpetology #flatlizard #pancakelizard #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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I’m not a backyardigan. Frankly, I’m going to make some unforgivable mistakes.

#backyard #backyardigans #theburdenofbeinghuman #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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I don’t throw up I just get colic like a horse

#gut problems #ibs #intestines #gut problem girlies #owie #owie ouch ouch #colic #horses #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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I bet Lana Del Rat is fucking phenomenal at hide and seek

#lana is god #lana del rey #lana unreleased #lana del slay #Lana #lana del ray aesthetic #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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Would anyone like to role play I’ll be the Archduke Franz Ferdinand on June 28 1914 in Sarajevo Bosnia-Herzegovina.

#ww1 #world war 1 #history #world history #franz ferdinand #capitalism #roleplay #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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#mold monster #monster #creature #statue of liberty #hyuck hyuck #hehehe #statue #lady liberty #usa #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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Unmedicated bipolar

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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Do not go to Dave and Busters if you don’t want to be radicalized

#dave and busters #david tennant #arcade #capitalism #michael cera #radicalized #revolution now

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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I thought yellow jackets is bugs?????

#yellowjackets #yellow #jackets #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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Is anyone else seeing this shit?????

#weird things in the sky #what are the weird things in the sky #city string #town string #houses connected by string #why are the houses connected with string #what are those things on poles in the sky #what are the strings in the sky #what are those sky strings #Alexa what #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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If you tell the dmv your birthday is February 29th they will shoot you with a gun

#dmv #department of motor vehicles #lines at the dmv #drivers test #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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If you can’t afford this:

Don’t buy this:

#reptile #herpetology #herps #lizard #reptile care #leopard gecko #pets #pets of tumblr #animal care #animal husbandry #reptile husbandry #correct reptile husbandry #capitalism #michael cera

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animaljamapologist · 6 months

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I love it when my boyfriend takes me for a walk

#mental stimulation #enrichment #outdoor boyfriend

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