angsty-leader
"WHY'RE YOU BOOING ME, I'M RIGHT!"
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Sooga: I have a cookie-
Kohga: *hops in front of him*
Kohga: Can I have??
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: No it's mine!
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga: . . . . Oweee... 💔💔💔
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Sooga: I worry for my Master, they have been gone for hours
Link:
Link:
Link: He is absolutely ripping cheeks in the royal bathroom, please get him out
Sooga:
Sooga: How bad?
Link: Stanky as hell-
Sooga:
N I C E ! ! !
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Sooga: Smelly bitch-
Kohga:
HIIISSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS! ! !
Sooga:
Sooga: You're nasty-
Kohga: *cries*
Kohga:
LEAVE ME ALOOOOOONE-
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: I love you
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga: Eeeeeeee~~
#/ ..... They've been together for too long.... Love being weird and mean to each other fjjfhdhdhd#Fhfhb Like it's not a bad thing.... But damn isn't Sooga being weird asf#Fjfgdnfdgbdj
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Kohga: I want butt paps!
Urbosa: But I already gave you some?
Kohga:
Kohga: *scoots closer*
Kohga: ... Pwease... 💔
Urbosa:
Urbosa:
Sooga:
Urbosa: *miming* "help"
Sooga: Give him what he wants!!
Urbosa:
Urbosa: Alright... Butt paps for you!
Kohga: Yaaaaaaay~~~ ! ! ! 💕❤
#/ Now imagine like a spoilt cat wanting affection slowly scooting into your lap#For some butt paps!!#...... That's Kohga every day..
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Sooga: Why are you curled up so effectively?
Kohga:
Kohga: *purring*
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: Why are you curled up in a ball why are you purring??? Stop cat-... Ing around...
Kohga: ....
Kohga: *is sad* Meeeww... 💔
Sooga:
Sooga: Get in the bath-
Kohga:
NYOO!! ❗❕🚫
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Kohga: Hungryyyyy 💔
Sooga: What do you want?
Kohga:
Kohga: Chikin'~
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: What huh- ❓❔
Kohga: I want chikin' nuggies!! ❤❤❤❤
Sooga:
Sooga:
Well that's new-
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Sooga:
Sooga: What do you have?
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga:
Sooga: Oh, YOU'RE giving me the silent treatment? After what- HIDING THE FACT YOU WERE ALREADY MARRIED FOR A WHOLE ASS WEEK??
Kohga:
Kohga: Huh??
Sooga: YOU'RE NOT SPEAKING TO ME-
Kohga: There's a bug!
Sooga:
Sooga: Oh that's what you were fixated on-
Kohga:
Kohga: Look! It's blue~!
Sooga: That's a butterfly
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Sooga: Put your face down-
Kohga, muffled: Ass up??
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: No-
Kohga: You wanna fuck me~?
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: After marrying the BLOG ADMIN on TWITTER DOT COM!??
Kohga:
Sooga: I DON'T THINK SO!!
Kohga:
Kohga: .... Sowwy. . . . 💔
#/ * . . . . H-hey uh sorry about that man-#Sooga: Not. Another. Word...... From you...#/ ........thfhdhhrh Ooooouuuggggaaagghhh tension-
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Sooga: What's going on over there?
*Oohhhh nothing, nothing at all-
Kohga:
Kohga: We got married on twitter dot com~~
Sooga:
*(facepalms)
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: ..... You what
*D-don't mind him-
Sooga: You
WHAAAAAAT
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga: You wanna see my ring? It's an onion ring~~
#/ .... Weird ass shit is happening on twt rn and I think I accidentally made myself get married to my fave#..... Don't ask how you even do that I don't have the answers to anything I do......
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Kohga: I am one with the nature
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: I like your leaf bra-
Kohga: Thank you I made it myself~!!! ❤❤
Sooga:
Sooga: May I explore your bush.. . ~?
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga: My bush needs a trim
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Sooga: Why are you panicking-
Kohga: Bush is following me
Sooga:
Sooga: A what
Kohga: A BUSH
Sooga:
Sooga: What are you on abo-
Sooga:
OH MY GOD THAT BUSH IS WALKING!!
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Sooga: What is that?
Kohga: A fuck!!
Sooga:
Sooga: A wha-
Kohga: *points* A fuck!
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: Ohh a frog-
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Sooga: Why are you in the dungeon
Kohga: Pooped on Rhoam's bed!
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: Amber Heard fuckin' ass shit- What is wrong with you. . ...
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga: He told me to play doggy so I did!
Kohga: (- > -)
Kohga: Not my fault he didn't specify what not to do...
Sooga:
Kohga:
Sooga:
Kohga:
Kohga: Was a good shit...! 🌸
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Sooga: *slams door*
Sooga: What're you boopin' about-
Kohga:
WEEBOOWEEBOO
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Sooga: I made brownies
Kohga: Oooo num nums-
Sooga: None for you
Kohga: Huh??
Sooga:
Sooga: They're not for you
Kohga:
Kohga:
Kohga: . . . . Oh. . . .. :'<
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Sooga: What're you doing?
Kohga: Procrastinating!
Sooga:
Sooga: Procrastinating getting out of bed?
Kohga: . . . . . Yeah I kinda fell half way off my bed 'n now I'm just too lazy to fix that-
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: Oh, ok. . . . Cool. .
#/ .... yeah this seems plausible... This would happen in canon fr#Just makes sense it RESONates w/ me y'know??#Just FEELS right..... SPIRITUALLY.... Fcking rN too tbh...
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Sooga: Are you ok?
Kohga:
Kohga: I got honey on my fingies. . . . .
Kohga: *flails hands* . . . . .
Kohga: Get it off!!
Sooga:
Sooga: No lol yolo
#/ Sticky fingies dgjetjjejjt I fucking hate sticky fingers!!#They piss me off so much!!! LIKE FCK OFF!!
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Sooga: May I have your words of wisdom for today?
Kohga:
Kohga: If it don't jiggle don't fuck it
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga: WHAT-
Kohga: My butt is a jiggle-jiggle, fuck it!!
Sooga:
Sooga:
Sooga:
W H A T
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