anyone find any cool skeletons in the forest lately that they would like to share

non riesco a scegliere un titolo preferito li amo tutti come se fossero figli miei

He said it again.

I'm pretty sure I have a 98% chance to get that apartment 🖤(if I don't I'd be crushed)

any movie can be free if you know where to go

“bi women bringing their cis-” bi women can do whatever they want shut up

what do you mean your family doesnt speak english? how do you comunicate?

i know this may sound surprising for a lot of you, but english isn’t the only language in the world

Back in my day a "rewards program" used to be a bit of cardboard you carried in your wallet and you'd get it marked with a fun stamp or hole punch and at the end you got a personal pizza or something! Now you have to give your email and phone number to some database for the privilege of receiving 17 marketing emails a day! Look what they took from us!

Reblog this to get absolutely hugged. Just completely snuggled. Totally fucking cuddled.

please just tell me that somebody out there knows the post i’m looking for

making a compilation of text posts that knocked sense straight into me

PSA gays: if you're wearing a mesh/lace shirt to a pride fest, sunscreen your whole chest/back before putting it on. I can't live to see another diva fall prey to sunburns with bizarrely specific patterns.

sometimes i think i wasn't made for the digital age, but then i have quests for knowledge

that i just would not have been able to pursue at any other point in history

Tumblr is just a community developing a new dialect in record time

theres no winning on this website!

masturbation is evil not for any puritan anti-fun reason but because it has permanently claimed so many verbs

"two bodyguards drag me away" has been my fav way to finish insane sentences, its up there with "who said that", "can anyone hear me", "is this thing on" and "its so dark in here"