Madonna drops the N Bomb on Instagram

Rumor has it Madonna is suffering a nervous breakdown following her utterly perplexing use of the N word to describe her son on twitter.  Along side the term "Dirty Soap" a term, this reporter, feels is wholly inappropriate also.  Considering Madonna likes to appear cultured and worldly, we are unsure whether the term was used solely to court controversy as her skin loses another degree of elasticity.

One thing is for sure, it will be very difficult to back peddle on this one. 

Danger Mouse had this to say:

Susan Bergstein Hilton Faning Friendships or Faning Fauxs?

Susan Bergstein, is the name familiar to you?  I doubt it and hope not, for your sake prior to this article. It seems Perez really knows nothing about covering his tracks.

The fact the only traceable account to this journalist, is a twitter account with no followers, leads us to laugh hard and then squint our eyes imagining if we had to live inside the head of Perez for a day.

Circa 2009 we find Perez posing as one "Susan Bergstein" with the sole intent and purpose of bashing Gaga.  Now one must consider the fact that apparently Gaga and Hilton were buddies during the year.  This could mean one of two things.  Perez Hilton actually had the audacity to fain a friendship with Lady Gaga, all the while twisting the knife feverishly into her back, in a manner only deranged and deprived of love bat shit crazy could...  Or Lady Gaga and Perez have created this whole dispute together in order to gather more column inches. Could the rumor Bill Werde favored Lady Gaga prove to be entirely fabricated?  Thus leading us to see, we ain't in Kansas anymore. One thing this reporter knows for sure, the truth always finds a funny way of surfacing at some time or another.

Perez circa 2009 on The Examiner

Did Perez write for the Examiner?  Yes, yes he did.

Perez Hilton Parades Around Anti-Gaga Blogs Like A Psychotic Human Snow Monkey

So as everyone knows Perez is an avid reader/fan/founder of the Gaga Cheat block.  Our music industry insider has presented us with this scoop.

Perez Hilton as Angela Cheng in SEVERE DAMAGE CONTROL

Here is Perez in one of his earliest fake female Asian journalist incarnations, looks like he was honing his craft back in 2009.

The arrow points to RLMBlog on twitter, aka a very pathetic cunt who makes up trolling accounts, not for fun and laughter but because it allows him to pierce and seep the poison and resentment that has been building up in his malformed soul in his adult life.

Here is Miss Stef/Perezteam trolling the internet to tarnish gaga and promote Perez

Perez called out as a #catfish

Here we have Perez Hilton creating posts about himself to gain publicity.  Notice the subtle allusion to his steadfast approach in the second picture.  Oh yes and this was in 2011 when Perez first appeared as Angela Chen.

Blocked by Recovering Little Monster Blog...  For why?

Blocked by Gaga Cheat blog on Twitter... For why?

Lady Gaga Suicide Initiative

Not happening.

Today my very good journalistic friend Sabrina decided to finally #bebrave and become who she really has always been inside but has had to hide through fear of persecution.  A giant blue mouse Pokemon.  This is not only a proud day for me as a professional writer but for journalists everywhere with new found confidence in embracing their inner Pokemon to let the world know, YOU KNOW WHAT WORLD, JUST LIKE KEVIN IN HOME ALONE:  WE AREN'T AFRAID ANYMORE!.  Baby, we were practically born this way since gaining access to anonymous accounts on the internet.

Pika Pika to you Sabrina.  Over and out.

Who is Super Amanda?

Who is Super Amanda?  And what does having incredibly ginormous breasts have to do with any of this?

Writers Note*

The editor has since been mutilated by wild turkeys on the astral plane since making this grave error of judgement.

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