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andromedous · 7 days
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is mi >:3
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sorry i covered your neck in dark hickeys and clamped down hard on your throat like limp prey while i was giving you a handjob. you whimpered a little too soft and i blacked out and believed myself to be a feral dog in possession of an entire rotisserie chicken
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Post corrections/clarifications are my favorite genre of humor: a compilation
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“magic isnt real” — plants just grow out of the ground. for free. everywhere.
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andromedous · 7 days
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we should hype up bottom surgery more i think. both twitter transphobes and chronically online trans people really like to be disgusted at phalloplasty, vaginoplasty, ext. and i really think we should treat them as cool and sexy and neutral like top surgery scars or whatever
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andromedous · 26 days
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“If you have time to watch Netflix you have time for a side hustle” my side hustle is relaxing so that my body and brain can heal from by this nose-to-the-grindstone bullshit. I refuse to feel guilty for being a human with the need to relax sometimes. my side hustle is no.
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andromedous · 1 month
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i am an unwavering prison abolitonist in the complete sense. yes even for that. incarceration solves absolutely nothing.
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andromedous · 1 month
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y'know how in some areas like south asia, the caribbean, and so on, feral dogs are a serious pest issue, and some people kill them, eat them, etc? and yknow how that fact absolutely horrifies people in countries like the US? i wonder how many of those dog defenders fucking hate pigeons.
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andromedous · 1 month
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andromedous · 1 month
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love the word “rapscallion”. like not only are you a rascal but you’re also kind of spring onion about it too
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andromedous · 1 month
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Ummmm sometimes you dread the weight of your life and other times it is an early morning in april and there are 5 species of birds singing and also the sun is shining through the baby leaves. Btw
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andromedous · 1 month
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I’m not exaggerating when I say this post changed my life. Seeing this as a terrified self hating 17 year old was like finding a fresh water lake in the middle of the Sahara.
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andromedous · 1 month
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i went into costco for the first time ever yesterday. i dont think ive ever been in a store that made me feel more like i was constantly in the way and everyone wanted to kill me
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andromedous · 1 month
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no U are not anyones “yandere girlfriend” you are a white girl with cat ear headphones who calls herself mizaki chan
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