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androgynyfairy · 41 minutes

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with every passing year of my friend's parents being grade-A dipshits re: their kids being queer, I'm more grateful for my mom. will she fuck up your pronouns? god, absolutely. but she'll apologize, and she asks questions because she genuinely wants to learn. she's called me for input on how to most effectively rip her colleagues a new asshole when they're shitty and transphobic to clients who are just trying to get their food stamps. she once walked out of a salon mid-appointment with the foil still in her hair because the owner was being transphobic in front of her. she'd been getting her hair done there for years, and she never went back. she's still furious about how shitty my best friend's mom was about my best friend coming out in high school, over ten years ago. she loves buying me every silly rainbow product she sees but after I explained rainbow capitalism to her she started checking with me beforehand to make sure she's not throwing her money anywhere extra shitty. she absolutely does not understand every aspect of queer identity and politics and I don't need her to, because her heart is exactly where it needs to be and she's also excessively willing to bite any homophobe or transphobe who tries it in front of her.

#....oh is that what moms are supposed to be like?#ahahaha y'all are very lucky #i love my friends' moms who were always nice to me and accepting of me #this is literally so foreign to me though. parents???? who care about you????

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androgynyfairy · 5 hours

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Height gap romance except the shorter one is frequently depicted in situations where they are contextually taller. The taller one sitting while the shorter one looms over them. Both of them lying in bed with the taller one’s head pressed to the shorter one’s chest. The shorter one straddling the taller one’s lap and leaning down for a kiss. The taller one on their knees as the shorter one tilts their head up. Please, it makes me go feral

#this is Si/Terry for sure

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androgynyfairy · 12 hours

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ALSO CASPAR just look at him

That Man (Caspar from Fire Emblem) Is Trans!

[Image ID: Caspar's attacking special art from the mobile game Fire Emblem Heroes. He holds a big fish in his hand as his weapon, and he is encircled in water and other fish. He is smirking, confident he will win. End ID.]

#YEAAAAAAAH!!!!#SOMEONE ELSE GETS IT #Caspar has such transmasc energy #we love a short king

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androgynyfairy · 13 hours

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So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????

I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.

Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?

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androgynyfairy · 14 hours

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I just wanna tell my silly little stories without needing to think about possible marketing techniques, damn it.

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androgynyfairy · 18 hours

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artists, this is ur reminder to start drawing references or redesign your original characters before artfight in july this year

#oh shit it is almost time

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androgynyfairy · 18 hours

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asmodeus | lust

#omg this is a fantastic Asmodeus #as a fellow Asmodeus-haver i love seeing how other people interpret him

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androgynyfairy · 18 hours

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blood test came back i'm full of blood

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androgynyfairy · 20 hours

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This is an ancient shell that my mother gave me a long time ago. Hold it to your ear and listen carefully. You'll hear the song of the sea.

#i need to watch this again #EXCELLENT film

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androgynyfairy · 20 hours

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I love ableist fuckwads 😀 Just the highlight of my week. The perfect way to start the weekend

#this is completely sarcastic btw #apparently doing my job for seven years isnt enough #i need to be medically examined to make sure i am physically fit enough for work :D #is that legal? can they force me to get a medical examination for a job ive been shown to be able to do for almost a decade???#according to the ADA i have to perform my job duties with or without reasonable accommodation #my cane is my accommodation #i just need it when we're walking outside. i am fully ambulatory in my classroom. and i have my grabber to help me reach things #if my boss thought i couldnt do my job BELIEVE ME someone would've gossiped about it #am i being discriminated against?????#ableism

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androgynyfairy · 1 day

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dionysus big naturals

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androgynyfairy · 1 day

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xander tumblr layouts~

wanted to try my hand at layouts, and xander was on the mind sooo here we are! idk what i'm doing lmao but i hope you enjoy them!

feel free to use these icons/banners without credit.

all media used are from official sources.

non-transparent fade banners under the cut:

#fire emblem

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androgynyfairy · 1 day

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I was getting pretty fed up with links and generators with very general and overused weapons and superpowers and what have you for characters so:

Here is a page for premodern weapons, broken down into a ton of subcategories, with the weapon’s region of origin.

Here is a page of medieval weapons.

Here is a page of just about every conceived superpower.

Here is a page for legendary creatures and their regions of origin.

Here are some gemstones.

Here is a bunch of Greek legends, including monsters, gods, nymphs, heroes, and so on.

Here is a website with a ton of (legally attained, don’t worry) information about the black market.

Here is a website with information about forensic science and cases of death. Discretion advised.

Here is every religion in the world.

Here is every language in the world.

Here are methods of torture. Discretion advised.

Here are descriptions of the various methods used for the death penalty. Discretion advised.

Here are poisonous plants.

Here are plants in general.

Feel free to add more to this!

#SAVE #YEAAAAAH #this is badass

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androgynyfairy · 2 days

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People liking your personal OCs is still such a crazy feeling, I've been doing this for years and ppl asking about them still fills my entire heart with warmth and idk how to handle it

You enjoy this fictional guy I made up for fun?? Whose only content is random artwork or writing made by me and a handful of other artists at most? They have no show/book/game with a large fandom, it's just one person with an art blog?? I love u

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androgynyfairy · 2 days

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*can be niece/nephew through sibling or cousin

**parents and siblings

#everyone in my immediate family wears glasses/contacts

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androgynyfairy · 2 days

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