Asexuals are SO kinky, can't even imagine what Alastor will bring into bed with Lucifer xD (cmon cannibalism and blood play is given <3)

very cool, thanks lucifer! 😊💖

Hades Al x Persephone Luci (Pt 3)

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Someone asked if I was adding more to "Buckshot"

...and then I accidentally posted it before I was done answering LOL. Anyway, here was the answer:

I have some ideas that I just haven't fleshed out yet. But I really like that AU and I want to return to it.

As for the Buckshot specific "chapter"...I do have some 'deleted scenes' that I just didn't feel like drawing (laziness) but hmm maybe i'll get the motivation to sketch them out eventually.

Some deleted scenes:

Scene 1.5 [Lucifer looks at Alastor's wounds as he's changing his bandages and clothes. Alastor's covered in severe scars exhibiting many different kinds of injuries.] Lucifer: "So many scars...I wonder what he's been through..." [Lucifer glances at Alastor's face, which somehow still has a faint, but visible smile.] Lucifer (incredulous and annoyed): "Yet he always keeps that smile on his face..." CUT TO FLASHBACK MONTAGE: Lucifer, Alastor, and Charlie playing in the park, eating dinner altogether, and singing backup for Charlie while Alastor plays the piano. [Lucifer smiles softly and turns up the corners of Alastor's sleeping smile.] Charlie: "I thought Al needed to sleep!" >:-0 [Lucifer draws his hands back suddenly, embarrassed.] Lucifer: "Where did you--" [Charlie climbs onto Alastor's rest bed. She haphazardly reaches for Alastor's face.] Charlie: "My turn or it's not fair!" >:-D Lucifer: "Charlie, no!" --- Scene 4.5 (happens at the dinner party, in Lucifer's room, after Alastor bleeds through his shirt) [Lucifer quickly changed into a red tuxedo. Alastor is lagging, due to his pain and need to clean his wound with a soft cloth.] Lucifer: "Let me help you--" Alastor: "I can handle this." Lucifer: "Would you stop being so stubborn? You're drugged up, drunk, and moving slow as hell. You want to arouse more suspicion or do you wanna get this over with?" [Alastor rolls his eyes and rudely tosses the cloth at Lucifer's face. Lucifer's quick reflexes catch the cloth effortlessly.] Lucifer: "That's what I thought." [Lucifer begins to clean Al's wound. Alastor has a pained expression. He winces and grabs Lucifer's wrist forcefully.] Alastor: "You're being a brute." [Alastor guides Lucifer's hand gently and drops his hand once Lucifer adapts. Lucifer helps bandage Alastor back up and get dressed. They're now both in new tuxedos, sans bow ties. Before Lucifer can grab his bowtie, Alastor snatches it.] Alastor: "Allow me." Lucifer: "I can tie my own bow tie." Alastor: "Did you not say we were in a hurry? I think we both know it will go faster if I just tie it." [Lucifer rolls his eyes but resigns. Alastor ties the bowtie swiftly and perfectly.] Lucifer: "Ugh, how do you do this so easily? Aren't you high?" Alastor: "As a kite." [There is a beat and they both share a laugh. Suddenly they hear a distant voice yelling:] Adam (distant): "So much for a quickie!" Alastor: "We should go."

So I've read a couple of "Alastor decided to be Lucifer's PA post separation" fics where the end goal is RadioApple.

Which brings forth the hilarious idea of that being true in canon.

"I'm sorry, Dad... Sent his boyfriend to come help me?" Charlie asked skeptically.

"Yes. He sends his regards. While he is far too busy to assist in your endeavor directly, he wanted to send along the most reliable and trusted of his support staff."

In this scenario I imagine the breakup was messy and Charlie was told a lot of awful things about her father's new partner by her mother. (Only about half of which were true).

cooking together <3

Yea i was the one

I'm glad I got it right! ^v^ Here's a taste of the Radioapple you asked about! Their dynamic and their banter in my #HHStargazersAU! Low quality because Tumblr has a vendetta against ME specifically. TvT -Bubbly💙

📻🍎 portrait!

My love for Lucifer grabbing the front of Alastor's vest to pull him down for a sudden kiss that makes the radio demon go weak on the knee and buckle for his king

vs

My love for Lucifer looking at Alastor and saying "come here, you big oaf, so I can kiss you" and Alastor inclining himself to Lucifer's height so then Lucifer can do whatever he wants. Alastor getting a soft look every single time despite doing this for years of relationship.

More ideas because I have those, apparently: -Emily is one of the bunch of half siblings of Stolas so she is a disowned Goetia because she refused an arranged marriage. Literally nobody knew this until Stolas himself visited the hotel to see his little sister, mostly because Emily has no presence online or marketable appeal so Vox never thought to bring it up and Velvette literally never knew what was her last name because she simply did not give a fuck. -The same day that Valentino appeared because of Vel's performance on TV is the same in which Emily applied for any position available to help on the hotel. Vel put her as a maid because she didn't know what else to do with her and clearly she wasn't going to clean up, so better Emily for that. -Alastor has radios all over the fucking tower and even on the streets so he can keep hearing every conversation that he ever wants. It also gives him a quick travel to any space in hell that he wants. Lucifer and Charlie both carry small radios with them because Alastor insists, just in case they need the protection.

-Lucifer is a bird demon, specifically a red cheeked cockatiel, and he takes immense pride on how well he takes care of his feathers. He doesn't know that Alastor has been stealing them for years to fill his pillows. Charlie likewise has been missing the hair on her favorite brush, but assumes that it has been just the cleaning crew at the tower. -Vox instantly saw through Valentino's seduction tactics and didn't mind at all. At first their relationship is purely physical, but Valentino starts feeling some type of way when he sees Vox going off in anyone that is trying to attack his investment. Valentino tried to use his pheromones on Vox, it didn't do jackshit, and Vox laughed when he analyzed it because he really thought that thing could be stronger enough for the king? That is adorable.

-The full demon form of Vox is a glitchy giant shark monsters that he projects around his body to take down threats. Ozzie is the one on charge of repair his body if he ever receives any damage. Ozzie constantly tells him that he knows he is indestructible and all, but he should still try to be more careful and everytime Vox dismisses him. He has a whole bunch of bodies ready for him to be used, it's all the same to him. -All the workers who take care of repairing the hotel when some new bullshit happens are underpaid interns that Vox strings along promising a better position if they just keep working as well as they do. He obviously has the money to pay actual workers if he wants, but it's funnier for him this way and desperation can be such a good motivator for them to finish faster. If they didn't want to be scammed for free labor shouldn't have gone to hell in the first place! -Charlie heard about the hotel from Velvette's socials (because obviously she'd keep up with her number one fan, who she thinks is such a cool demon from what she saw Vel posted) and came on her own. When she heard what was about, she instantly was all over it and thought it was such a great idea so she became another sponsor for the surprise of Vel. Lucifer and Alastor consider it "the little pet project of Charlie" and neither think it will go nowhere, but at least she is happy and that is what matters. -Vox got especially mad when some fucking overlord made his wall blew up to look to fight Valentino. Not only they were targetting Valentino, who was obviously already part of his property, but they had just closed a sponsor deal with a brand of whisney he actually liked for once! So many of the bottles got destroyed! So the overlord is no fucking more. -Velvette gets bored as fuck when Verosika has to go out for her own pop career and Emily bonds with her through shopping in a attempt to make her feel any better. Sometimes Lute and Adam tag along because Emily drags them to it and they can't say no to her puppy eyes.

More stuff for this AU:

-Vox is the benefactor for the hotel and was there literally from the start. Velvette send him an email just the same as the richest motherfuckers that she could find in hell with a copypasted message, not really expecting much from the king of hell himself, but was then surprised when Vox appeared at the door of her run down apartment claiming to be "intrigued" by her proposal. After Velvette sold her pitch to him, Vox gives the biggest laugh ever and gives Velvette all the money she needs to make the hotel, promising that if this idea of her works and they can actually turn sinners into winners she will receive a lot more money. Maybe they could have a whole franchise of redemption if all turns out okay! -Vox and Mammon are greed besties. -Velvette dates Verosika. Verosika is very supportive of Velvette´s project. -Valentino is still very much a pimp and trafficker of guns that works closely with Carmilla Carmine. He came to know about the project of Velvette after she gave a passionate presentation on the news, after destroying verbally everyone who mocked her. Valentino thought to himself that he just had to be friends with such a huge bitch. -Angel Dust and Husker are angels dedicated to the extermination. The extermination is kept a secret from the rest of heaven still, including his own twin sister Molly, who he lives with. -Adam is the oldest sinner on all of hell and the first official resident of the Hazbin Hotel. He fucking hates Vox for condeming him there, but Vox literally has no recollection of who the fuck is him. That must have been data that got lost on one of his many updates. Adam is so fucking tired of hell that will do anything to get the fuck out of there. -Lute is the second resident and a fallen angel who fell when she tried to make Husker fell. Angel Dust found her out before she could do much and casted her away instead. Originally she just wanted a place to crash, but ends up staying because it's not that bad of a place after all. -Velvette has a crush/hate on Charlie because "she is not even that pretty, I mean fuck, if Lucifer wanted a good looking bitch I could have been that" and Verosika is 100% the kind of girlfriend to be there, nod and say "yeah, babe, you are so right, you are so much prettier. Honestly Lucifer missed a chance when he didn't pick you up as his fake daughter." Velvette is also the number one fan of Charlie because clout (and also she is pretty, fuck it). -Alastor literally came back to the tower after reporting on some event on a mobile station and Lucifer had already adopted Charlie, on whom he dotted and pampered on as if she was his actual daughter. He didn't get it, but Lucifer seemed happy in a way he haven't seen him in a long time so of course he let it slide (after investigating on Charlie's background to make sure that she wasn't scamming Lucifer). After realizing that Charlie had no bad intentions whatsoever and didn't represent any danger for Lucifer, only then he started to warm up to her and treat her as his own surrogate daughter too. Obviously, since Lucifer was his then obviously they were going to have the same family too.

-Alastor at the start didn't want anything to do with Lucifer, prefering to do the overlord shit on his own, but Lucifer kept following him around and helping him out so much that he realized that it was for the best for the two of them remain together. Lucifer fell first, but Alastor fell harder kind of deal. -Lucifer had a wife and daughter when he was alive, but he was killed for an investigation he was conducting when his daughter was literally just a baby and he always regretted not being able to be there for her. Charlie fills that void for him, even if he knows the dates don't match up at all and Charlie could really never been his daughter. He was so lucky that Charlie herself carried on with her own daddy issues that makes her suck up all the affection like a sponge, instantly. -Both Alastor and Lucifer also received emails from Velvette offering to be sponsors for her hotel. They never even read it. Alastor has Sir Pentious as an assistant who reads all that crap for him and deleted it instantly because he thought it was a scam (and he was right). -Emily is the demon maid of the hotel and literally the only person who believes in redemption. Nobody has the heart to tell her that it's all bullshit made for profit, not even Vox.

(this AU is available for asks, btw! Maybe I can get inspired to write something else)

I refuse to believe that Lucifer is nothing but the chaotic pansexual who has accepted long time ago that everyone can be hot and has zero issues about it. Even if god himself comes to tell me anything else, I won't believe it. That man reeks of chaotic pan, you can't tell me no.

This is how six hours of non-stop work looks like. Yay, I'm halfway to finishing the drawing!

(Sometimes my art style makes me cry)

Six hours - including sketch, linework, basic colors and getting started with render

The rough estimate is that I need another 3-5 hours to fully complete the drawing

an artist in the making

lucifer then had to immediately attend a meeting he'd forgotten about

from my new favorite scene in my favorite fanfic by @morningstarwrites

“I’m not fortune’s fool, I’m yours.” 🩸

"… Are you close yet?" "A-almost… Give me… A minute."

Here, have some boring missionary for once 🫡

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