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“Oh, I’m you, Sweetie. Just give it a bit of time..”
This scene had me at the edge of my seat when I was watching Fallout in Prime and I had the idea to make this design. It’s available on Teepublic too if you guys are interested.
Also uploaded my progress video if you guys are interested.
#fallout show#cooper howard#lucy maclean#god watching your process is amazing#I’m a sucker for process videos
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don't worry guests who can't comment on fics rn. you can telepathically send comments into my brain directly whereever you are. i will recieve them
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date idea: we drink wine while a dilapidated mansion crumbles around us
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The past and the present
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Top 5 pathetic Anders moments?
Okay I started compiling my list so I could narrow it down to 5 but I came up with 16 so I’m going to cheat and just post my list as is in no particular order
Earnestly trying to get Fenris to bond with him over suicide ideation
Every time you make the most milquetoast pro mage statement and he looks at you like 🥹 with wonderment and love in his eyes
If you say you don’t want him to move into your house after sleeping together once and he starts acting like an 18th century lady who just had her virtue stolen by a charlatan who had promised to marry her
Asking to move into your house immediately after you sleep together once
Instantly falling for the first person to be nice to him mere hours after being forced to kill his ex boyfriend
Getting mad when Fenris won’t say he could be trusted outside of the circle and vowing to prove it to him
Ok the first time I played DA2 I was being dumb and accidentally chose the options that didn’t save Ella (which high key was so shocking and stakes raising it’s actually my recommendation for your first experience playing DA2) but I went over to Anders after that quest SOOOOO mad at him and he was so incredibly pathetic in the scene where he’s freaking out and trying to leave Kirkwall that I spent the whole time telling him it wasn’t really his fault instead of chewing him out like I intended
That act 3 dialogue where he tries to convince aveline that her husband is scheming against the Templars behind her back. I guess not pathetic if this is actually true but I earnestly believe Anders heard Donnic make one off hand comment once and then convinced himself of a whole story to try to get aveline on his side
Frankly all of Anders’ act 3 dialogue that’s just increasingly stupid and desperate attempts to get people to agree with him
Trying to convince Hawke to leave Fenris or Merrill has to be on this list bc it’s probably him at his most pathetic but they’re too far even for me those scenes are UNBEARABLE to watch
STARTING A WORLD CHANGING REBELLION AND IMMEDIATELY GETTING KICKED OUT BC NOBODY LIKES HIM
If you convince him to side with the Templars in 2 then in DAI Varric says that he got kicked out of kirkwall immediately after for what he did. Imagining that entire series of events makes me want to THROW UP it’s insane
Trying to give Varric a treasured and deeply sentimental possession of his to remember him by only for Varric to give it back bc he thinks he’s being weird
If you kick him out of the party but then side with the mages and he shows up at the gallows asking you to please take him back so he can help
The first time I took Anders on mark of the assassin and the wyvern immediately picked him out as the squishiest member of the party and bolted over to rip him to shreds instantly. I build Anders as mostly support and I wanted his effects on the rest of the party for the fight so I kept reloading my save to try to keep him alive longer than one second but every time the wyvern would go out of its way to brutally kill him at the beginning of every fight until I gave up. Being trapped in a repeating time loop where he is mauled by a wild animal as his friends are helpless to stop it is definitely a top pathetic Anders moment for me
When I was playing a pro templar Hawke and took him, Fenris, and Sebastian with me when we talked to Meredith at the end of that capturing apostates quest and Anders started mouthing off about this all being the Templars’ fault and everyone in the room started bullying the shit out of him
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i have a headcanon that the dalish have a fun holiday called fen'vallan - wolf's dusk. the idea of this holiday is "we haven't been fucked over by the dread wolf yet! yay! also beware of him"
i like to imagine the inner circle visiting clan lavellan regarding some Important Mission and they get invited to fen'vallan
solas is nervous. really nervous. lavellan assumes he's anxious about making a good first impression on her family (with him being her lover and all)
he has to sit there while the keeper talks shit about him and warns everyone about an individual that vaguely resembles him. and he can't be that mad about it all, especially when they say stuff like "the dread wolf is deceitful and sneaky" while he's right there. being deceitful and sneaky
classic solas behavior. exquisite
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cassandra: you say you don’t believe you’re chosen. does that mean… you don’t believe in the maker?
joaquin: did you know that most circles of magi are housed in buildings that predate them?
cassandra: i… what does that have to do with the maker?
joaquin: i see the black city in my dreams. cities don’t come from nothing. do you think it, too, had a purpose before the chantry came along to fill it?
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it’s like this
cassandra in da2 desperately trying to find hawke so they could become inquisitor, despite them in the vast majority of playthroughs being an active opponent of the chantry’s interests, and otherwise having a pretty shoddy track record as a leader: stupid
cassandra in da2 desperately trying to find hawke to use as a powerful voice or, failing that, an example to make, in order to quell the mage rebellion and placate the templars before the divine is “forced” to declare an inquisition, only to be forever changed as she discovers the full story, eventually becoming someone unable to serve the inquisition when it’s begun, but still questioning her decision and blaming her own failures and varric’s concealment of hawke for not stopping things from getting to this extreme, because she has yet to fully accept the chantry’s responsibility for all that’s happened: yay!
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Astarion: "He's evil and powerful, you don't even know. 😟 He could kill us all without blinking. He's smart and fast-"
Durge, holding Cazador by his scruff: "This thing? 🫤"
Durge: "It's still making noises if you want to play with it. 🙂🔪"
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Best character in fallout, period
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Easy to guess who's my favourite
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