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and-you-will-obey-me · 25 days

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THEY SAY SHES SHOULD BEVER USE NOBLE-TEMPLE BECAUSE IT SOUNDS WEIRD

TEMPLE-NOBLE

TEMPLE FROM THE LATIN ROOT TEMP MEANING TIME

NOBLE MEANING A PERSON BORN INTO HIGH SOCIAL OR POLITICAL RANK, INCLUDING NOBLEMAN WHO ARE SOMETIMES REFERRED TO AS LORDS

TEMPLE-NOBLE

TIME-LORD

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and-you-will-obey-me · 3 months

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The Master’s Bullshit: A Summary

Immediate instinct upon getting his ‘enemy’ captured is to give away his entire plan and then let said ‘enemy’ escape 2.8 seconds later.

Teams up with every species he possibly can, even ones that he knows want to kill him

On that note, he has a tendency to be like “Oh *insert thing here* won’t hurt me, I created/helped it!” and you skip forward 2 episodes and it’s killing him.

Thinks using words that directly translate to “Master” as aliases is somehow a good idea

Thought that putting on glasses was a disguise. Seriously. In ‘The Daemons’, the only thing he changed other than his outfit was the glasses. Why the glasses? They add nothing!! What are you doing you dumb fu-

Summoned a demon by screaming “Mary Had a Little Lamb” backwards (seriously)

Summoned a (kinda) God and tried to control it while everyone screamed at him that he couldn’t control it, then was surprised when he couldn’t control it.

Murdered a bunch of cybermen via The Deadly Checkerboard of Rassilon™, then proceeded to play hopscotch on it.

First action upon accidentally killing The Doctor was to create a place for him to heal, but mwahahaha it’s actually just a plan to kill him of course no I didn’t build this to help why would I do that of course not here darling would you like some tea-

Has had multiple chances to kill The Doctor, always ends up dramatically deciding to let him live “a little longer” (seriously, no joke. His first episode he could’ve killed The Doctor easily. We’re still here to this day because this idiot can’t kill his BFF.)

Cannot be caught dead not wearing either a suit or an all-black outfit, unless he’s disguised, in which case he wears the stupidest outfits he can possibly find on the planet Earth (or elsewhere).

Danced to Rogue Traders and Scissor Sisters while a planet got destroyed (by his creations)

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and-you-will-obey-me · 3 months

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if classic doctors had iphones... (template)

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and-you-will-obey-me · 5 months

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fuck it. throw david tennant in as the master next. "hey i stole your face. you really liked this one, right? you keep using it." he'd have fun.

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and-you-will-obey-me · 11 months

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I would be the worst companion for the Doctor. He’d be like “all of time and space” and I’d go “dinosaurs. Straight up. Show me the dinos. Walk me though each time period. I want to see the herds. I want to know what colors they were. I want to HEAR them. Just pick me up and drop me off so I can draw them and memorize everything I can.” Like I’d be so boring to him but I’d THRIVE

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and-you-will-obey-me · 11 months

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Modern Doctor Who: The Doctor is responsible for the destruction of Pompeii. He stews in dramatic broody angst while Donna sobs and begs him to save the citizens as they die horrific deaths amid the fire and ash.

Classic Doctor Who: The Doctor is responsible for the burning of Rome. He and Vicki watch the flames from a distance, giggling in schoolgirlish delight.

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and-you-will-obey-me · 1 year

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and-you-will-obey-me · 1 year

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100% unbiased poll

#too few classic master stans in the world

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and-you-will-obey-me · 2 years

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fuck you *unkills your gallifrey*

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and-you-will-obey-me · 2 years

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Everyone hold hands and start praying that 14 uses more than just he/him pronouns.

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and-you-will-obey-me · 2 years

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Hello, can one of my followers help me find a website to watch/download the newest Doctor Who episodes (for free)? Last time I checked fmovies it didnt have the new one...

#doctor who #dw

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and-you-will-obey-me · 2 years

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someone please help the brig he’s tired

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ID: Four panel vertical scrolling comic. First panel is the twissy “death in heaven” kiss with the brig (cyberman) standing in the back. Then, a closeup of him with the caption saying “Oh God.” Thought bubbles trail off and below that we see Human Brigadier with the captions “No please. Not again”. and below that, Third doctor and delgado!master in the same pose with the brig standing in a doorframe behind them.

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and-you-will-obey-me · 2 years

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live slug reaction has nothing on doctor who every couple of seasons when the master shows up for the first time after a bit and whoever the current companion is has to try n figure out why docs decided to make an exception for This Murderer, Specifically

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and-you-will-obey-me · 2 years

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