Someday I will have my own place. My world won’t be confined to my room. I will stumble sleepily through the house in the morning, opening the blinds. I will sit out in the backyard and look at the stars. I will go out whenever I want to. I will survive long enough to have that.
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REBLOG IF YOU ARE HELLA BORED AND WOULDN’T MIND SOME CURIOUS ANONS.
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And there are some pros to being [in New York]. I mean, it would open the business up to a much larger market.
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JASON CAUSED THE CORONAVIRUS
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Now obviously John Mulaney has had a profound affect on all our lives, but without a doubt to me one of the most impactful things he has ever said was: “Whatever. This might as well happen. Adult life is already so goddamn weird.” That has become one of my guiding life philosophies.
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WHO is going to have a subtextually homoerotic swordfight with me that stems from our major unresolved sexual tension
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Cabin
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Meirl
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What a year March has been
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Due to recent events, we’ve effectively prevented school shootings.
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experts: “stick to your usual routines!!! eat healthy and go on a walk so you don’t get depressed!!!”
me, on day 7 of quarantine, stuffing my face with pretzels in the dark:
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