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Reblog, click the picture, and prepare for battle.
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So I recently had the privilege and pleasure to go see Beetlejuice the Musical and it was amazing. I have been a diehard Hamilton fan for many years, but dare I say I liked Beetlejuice more.
Anyways all of this is to just share one of my favorite parts of the show. At the very end after Beetlejuice’s mom gets killed (? Idk if that proper word for it since she’s already dead) but Beetlejuice picks up her leg and is just kinda holding it over his head with one arm, he spins it a little while everyone in the audience is laughing. And then he’s like “Lydia, look.” We laugh again, the laughing goes on for a good minute or so back and forth and then he goes “Lydia, look, we both have dead moms.” And ofc everyone laughs again, and they laughed for so long 😂 I know I was struggling to breathe a little but it was just so freakin funny. The whole show is like that though, there was hardly a time I wasn’t laughing or smiling.
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Lissajous curve table
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Me currently.
Head empty. Beetlejuice only.
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raise a glass to the posts you love that end up deleted. to the fanart and fanfics you lose track of and can’t locate. to the blogs you used to look through that ended up unexpectedly disappearing. to the things you didn’t archive because you always assumed they’d be there.
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boy, blowjobs sure are a mouthful
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Y/n: What are you in the mood for?
Beetlejuice: World domination.
Y/n: That's a bit ambitious.
Beetlejuice: You are my world.
Y/n: Aww…
Beetlejuice:
Y/n:
Beetlejuice:
Y/n: OH.
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Y/n: Do you want to explain the text you sent me last night?
Beetlejuice: It was autocorrect.
Y/n: Autocorrect wrote "You're so hot. Please step on me."?
Beetlejuice: Yes.
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finding out there's a frankenstein ballet and that it was in october of last year…DEVASTATING
look at this. look at these. im foaming at the mouth
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downside: going to have to include a picture of the Giza pyramids in the slides for the lecture
upside: i get to give people a crash course in why perspective matters in two frames, because
followed by
is such a funny sequence
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As the gods intended. It’s gone.
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Y/N, in line at a coffee shop: Can I get a venti vanilla latte with uhh, seven espresso shots?
Wade, right behind them: Jesus Christ, just do cocaine.
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congratulations! you’re now a pirate. your seventh most recent emoji is the symbol on your flag. mine is ™️
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has this one been done yet
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