Ur mysterious dream girl is pulling on a push door

wait, there! person who isn't MK who liked this post, I can't see you

hey if you follow me, liked or reblogged something from me in the past half hour, and you see this I think you might be shadowbanned? at least one person following me is; I've been getting those activity notifs that don't show anything when you go to check who did what.

now that my chin hair is about as grown out as it's going to get, I understand the classic image of a man stroking his beard in thought.

I make the image in miniature, through different lighting, rubbing my thumb against a few dozen coarse hairs. a sensation neutral, but present nonetheless.

i love them your honor

i have a bad day. i come home and hold his face. everything is right in the world.

hey if you follow me, liked or reblogged something from me in the past half hour, and you see this I think you might be shadowbanned? at least one person following me is; I've been getting those activity notifs that don't show anything when you go to check who did what.

i actually dont think there's anything funnier than people watching a show or whatever bc they heard it allegedly had gay people in it then getting upset when it includes incredibly normal genre specific tropes that they personally dont like, like maybe you should have checked that before you watched it king and then they get mad at the show for being the show that it is instead of embracing it for what it is. like I'm so sorry that axe murderer 30000 had axe murderers in it and didnt have a happy ending and was really violent but i do think there are some context clues around it that could have let you pick up on that

incels on tiktok: women are blackpilled on looksmaxxing after a stacy got 52m views

people in real life: hey man how's it going

hey boss i can't come in today it's a sunny day and there's a lovely breeze coming in through my window, yeah it's rustling the branches of the tree outside that's finally bloomed so it's pretty serious

the rest of this blog post is about the chicago cubs but these first two paragraphs are extremely powerful

google search what do they put in sports bras that make them hot as fuck

Fleabag (2019) // Derry Girls (2019)

check out literally just sitting outside if u can. the hobby of the summer

among other things that would have been A Thing pre-med change, I read an entire book in one day today for the first time since... early college? to be fair I was rereading it and it was also a young adult novel but I just read it because I wanted to keep reading the story. and I could come back to the story after taking breaks to do things like eat or shower or do a small grocery run.

fucking monumental. the way the entire world works for me has been completely upended in just the past few days. still reeling.