Spitballing with the fellas on discord and we've come up with a Star Trek character we want to see: A 200-year-old top Vulcan diplomat attending a function and laughing boisterously and slapping backs with everyone and then just relaxing into resting bitch face the moment nobody is watching him. He takes his job deadly seriously and studied parties extensively in the diplomatic academy. Every year he's brushing up on new developments in party theory. He knows every party nuance you could possibly think of, for the sake of intergalactic relations. Peace in the galaxy depends on it. It's weird but you gotta meet people where they're at, he thinks.

i'm right here

So I binged the entirety of How To Build a Sex Room last night and this one scene just cracked me up

The designer's at a western leather/tack store looking for supplies to make a rustic-style sex swing and turns to one of the store employees for advice, which initially goes about as amusingly as you would expect

So then she pulls up some pictures to give him an idea of what she needs

And he's Immediately like

The professional disgust, I'm living

@nine-milf

little puppy all curled up in it's owner's shirt n sniffing at it for comfort

this is so real

Awww don't worry, you'll get your hits soon ❤️

"she hasn't punched me in the face in weeks, does she still love me the same?"

apparently being sick brings out the needy painslut thoughts.

It was very helpful, thanks Mom!

I had to make a chart to clarify things for some friends today, figured y'all might like a handy infographic too

hitting the 70something year old coworker on his phone with "damn kids always on your phones" as I walk by to deal 25 psychic damage

Grungus man

I'm a grungus stan

Makin my way

Down to grungus land

Hit the road

Take a load

Smack my shit

And make a grungus plan

btw that oc ur designing needs a gap between their front teeth . i dont make the rules i just enforce them <- 100% unbiased observer (real)

some kind of big wet-eyed creature of a certain variety (gay)

he/they/she | men dni

listen if you want me to be able to cum you're going to have to let me hit you harder than that

I can't wait for next week when we get to work together now

Although I'll still be expecting my coffee in the morning 😘

final night working night shift, usually sundays are dead slow but noooooooo, tonight I'm absolutely slammed with work. full shelves, full machine, full table.

someone whisk me away from here pls.

at least next weekend I get to start day shift.

I haven't actually read amber skies. why should I?

Honestly I don't have any cool elevator pitch for it. All I ask is that you try to read the first chapter, give it a fair shot, and if it doesn't hook you, it doesn't hook you! And that's okay!

the Federation itself as a concept is so funny because the founding members are

the Vulcans, who have been friends with humanity for years but don't seem to actually like them all that much, instead regarding them with a sort of perverse fascination usually reserved for virology labs

the Andorians, who were fighting the Vulcans for like a hundred years

the Tellarites, who don't like any of these people and whose cultural trait is arguing, and

humans, whom nobody knew existed until last century when they shot themselves into space on a heavily modified nuke, invented world peace and won a fight with the nearest imperial superpower

like imagine you're the Romulan Empire and these weird monkeys who've barely figured out interstellar travel show up on your doorstep in the equivalent of a shipping container with missiles strapped to it, kick your ass in front of everybody, and then start a friendship club with 3 of your neighbours who all hated each others' guts until like a year ago. now I understand why every Romulan on the show is so angry