au where when darth vader declares that he’s Luke’s father Luke comes to the (entirely reasonable) conclusion that darth vader and anakin skywalker were married
thinking about how many lightsabers anakin has lost and, consequently, how many kyber crystals he’s had to gather. thinking about how when people organize groups of younglings to go on their gathering expedition, every so often anakin will just be there too, towering over the 6 baby jedi in his group and looking embarrassed
Imagine growing up in the generations after the Clone Wars and the difficulty of finding dating partners who are not also the descendants of Jango Fett.
Fuck all the know-it-all nerds being like, ‘uM aCtUaLlY tHaT iSn’T yOdA’
Like, no shit, we know that. But Yoda’s species isn’t named and I’m gonna call this little bean Baby Yoda until the show gives me something else to call him and you can’t stop me.
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