amysnotdeadyet
amy's not dead yet
she/they, aro/ace/genderqueer/meh, artist, writer, and 50yo cryptid. I'm swtalmnd on ao3. I post fic, art, cat pics, and reblog whatever the fuck I want. Minors fuck off. https://www.patreon.com/amysnotdeadyet
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I must not mock Gen Alpha. Mocking Gen Alpha is the mind killer. Mocking Gen Alpha is the little-death that brings total generational solidarity obliteration. I will engage with Gen Alpha lovingly. I will permit them to be cringe. And when they grow up I will turn my eye to their accomplishments. Where mocking has gone there will be nothing. Only generational solidarity remains
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I love him he's turning into skinny Jack Black please let them do a movie together soon.
I need everyone to leave chris pine alone
he has left his heartthrob and entered his art teacher era
let him THRIVE
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If you are watching a TV show, it can be live action or animated.
But not when you're reading a book. Much to think about.
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WMOM Chapter 17
Father Ardelian, I regret to inform you that you’ve misdiagnosed yourself.
It’s a common mistake. Please remand your whip over to Lord Vane.
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Hey runners (and walkers)! Thought this might be helpful :)
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Are they....quoting the Goblin King here?
I got this ad on Tumblr and uhhhhh
That's a fucking seagull
I have to assume this is a mistake and they actually meant to use the dove of peace rather than the seabird of petty theft, but it's not an inapt symbol for the type of Christian-ish doctrine that represents God as a jumped-up Santa Claus
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April 27th is International Crow and Raven Appreciation Day! My comic Crow time is pretty much stuffed to the brim with crows, so it's a good way to celebrate these goth little dudes.
READ CROW TIME!
OR GET PLUSH GOTH BOI?? WOW!
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to be perfectly honest. i don't care if it is cheesy or cliched or idealistic. i like stories where the core of it is about kindness, the warmth we can offer others and the gentleness we receive in return. maybe the moral of the story IS love triumphs. it better fucking be
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Someday Chocolate Guy is gonna make a working time machine out of chocolate and we'll just be like. Of course. Of fucking course. It's the fucking chocolate guy, what did we expect.
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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you came back wrong and i am racked with guilt because i cannot bear to see you like this and i should have let you rest. i loved you so much that i defied death itself but i do not think either of us are happy
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i think it's fucked up that there are plants that decided they wanted to eat meat
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James Buchanan Barnes: confused since the 1940s
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