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amp-phrog · 10 months
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it's always funny when someone comments on eurodance like "why don't they make music like this anymore" because they DO and it's one of the most creatively stagnant genres on earth (spoken with love in my heart for it)
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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why do people in dnd each occupy a 5ft by 5ft square, how far apart do you think people need to be? why are dnd minis afraid of touching
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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WHY WOULD PORN BLOGS FOLLOW ME I’M LITERALLY KIN WITH A POPE
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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Realized that I’ve barely drawn Malenia in her second form
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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ive just been born into the world what are some good games for beginners
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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The Fossil
I’m not going to lie, chooms, I’ve been so bored working all the time. I can’t believe that next week, there’s a show at the Fossil that’s not during my shift! It’s Thursday Night at 7pm-11pm. A couple local bands called Copaganda, Blaring Sirens, Tactical Duke, and Tamandua are going to be playing. They’re all punk bands but I guess Tamandua has a surf punk vibe or something. I’m not sure I’d be into it, but it might be different live.
I’ve been to The Fossil a couple times before over the years. They hold All Ages shows sometimes, so I was 13 the first time I went. The place used to be a gas station back before CHOOH2, and a hideout for a couple gangs since then. Somehow, it survived without being demolished, and eventually was fixed up into being a pub in 2028. Instead of rows of merchandise, it’s full of tables just like any restaurant and a small stage. They serve stuff like “Chicken” Tenders, Pizzas, Hot Dogs, and other cheap food you’d expect to see in a gas station. The booze is bottled or canned, mostly, but they do mix cocktails. Their most popular is the Dino Egg Slush (10eb), which is a concoction of Green Apple Smash, Rainbow Bits Candy, and Vodka that comes out of a Slushie machine. I never said these were classy cocktails.
Outside, you’d be forgiven for thinking the place was still abandoned on slower days. The pumps are completely covered with stickers, graffiti, and large “out of order” signs. The windows are very tinted, and the entrance is separated from the rest with a black curtain. There’s a bulletproof glass-covered ticket booth in that area during shows, but it doubles as a front counter and register especially during the day. The entrance has a couple shelves of merch, snacks and drinks, and a cigarette vendit. It’s not uncommon for people to come in just to buy snacks and cigs, but it still gives them business. I mean, I do it too sometimes. I can’t wait to go back. It’s trashy, but it’s part of the local music scene. Night City wouldn’t be the same without it.
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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No game does ghosts right. Phasmaphobia almost does it right, but it turns into your typical cliche 3d model past a certain point, the abstract nature of ghouls and ghosts disappears once you figure out what ur lookin at! I wanna, I wanna make a game with ghosts where they fucking look you dead in the eyes, where it fucks with you and turns off your computer when ur not looking, for years after u close the game, haunted PC. 
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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How much longer is Markiplier going to last?
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Cartoon Cowboy Boy NAmed Beebbop Di Beppo. His Signater Cactch Phrase: “Hah… Guess I Shotcha”
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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Chipp Zanuff raises the unique question of “is racefaking is okay if it’s in honor of your dead ex assassin mentor who saved you from a short miserable life of drug addiction and poverty by teaching you the ways of the ninja”
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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fuck you ageism fuck you life ending at 30 fuck you makeup industry forcing us to feel bad about a natural process fuck you hustle culture fuck you instagram fuck you youtube fuck you glorification and deification of youth fuck you who make people feel bad for not having "achieved anything" in their 20s fuck you people who peaked in high school and try to drag everybody down by insisting it's all downhill after 19
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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ur first and last recent emojis are ur gender now. mine is 🅱👨‍❤‍💋‍👨
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amp-phrog · 1 year
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puki how do you survive in the tumblr ecosystem
as far as I can tell your cishet and nuerotypical
how do you survive in this hellsite
Simple. I may be a judgmental asshole but I'm not bigoted
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