I'm late but I love that they posted an infograph of how many people ciri geralt yennefer and jaskier have killed and yennefer had over 30,000 and the response was that no one was surprised at her number but everyone was surprised that jaskier had not killed even once. funniest fandom ever

aroaces are valuable members of the queer community

Ive been playing Portal 2 for the first time and im loving this new british orb thing they introduced hes my best friend

Wizard: Oh, I like your Goblin detecting sword! That's funny.

Goblin who thought they just had a cool glowing sword: ... My what now?

Lil Nas X should not be allowed to be this funny

he was in the fridge!!!

Another good boomer joke

I've discovered an online community of people playing Pokemon games in a new, even more insane than Nuzlocke runs way. It's called the professor Oak challenge and to do it you have to fill out the Pokedex as much as possible in each area before advancing the main storyline. Like literally evolve and breed and catch as much as possible before you can't anymore, then go get the next gym badge/advance it whatever way gives you access to more.

Im not American so please forgive me if this comes across as rude but when Americans start a sentence with "during the 2016 killer clown craze-" I can't help myself. Talked about like it was a force of nature. Said with a nonchalant air like its an inevitable part of growing up. The killer clown craze.

Oh I don’t know maybe the fact that you refer to other humans as “humans” seriously murderbot no one does that

I love getting unaccompanied minors (kids flying alone) who so clearly just. Don't want to be here lol. Sometimes I get to know a little of their story, like their parents are divorced, or a family member died and they're heading to the funeral, but usually they just don't want to talk about it and that's fine. But I always treat the flight like it's a challenge to make them smile. I offer them snacks and soda but that's never enough, that's whatever, they could get those from an airport vending machine. Chump change. So then I tell the worst jokes. Just the most embarrassing, kindergarten teacher, annoying dad jokes you can think of. And those always get a groan, or a "Seriously??" And that's my in! Now I can say "Why, what's your idea of a good joke? No, come on hotshot, make your best joke, let's see it." And they hem and they haw but of course they eventually tell me their very best joke because kids are little competitive comedy goldmines. And it's always super funny, so I laugh, and that's where they slip up. Because you know what you almost always do when your joke successfully makes someone laugh? You smile. And I'm like. Gotcha. Rookie move. Now you're going to end up having a good time in spite of yourself. I win.

Todays bird is: an unnamed baby owl from my brothers work at a bird rehab

queer is a gender, sexuality, romantic orientation, political alignment, and mission statement, babey

"they should bring back the inquisitor as the protagonist it gives them a personal stake in solas as a villain" there is nothing funnier than the new pc knowing absolutely nothing about solas and every single other person around them having deeply personal beef with him. literally nothing

why let death stop you from being bffs? necromancy for angry young girls