which is definitely not an omen

effervescent

they should add a drop of glowing purple fluid to doctor pepper. just one drop

i love listening to songs in another language . like hell ya brother i don’t know what the fuck ur saying but this shit is Slapping

jedi order dividers

(free to use, no credit necessary, just please show this post some love if u like them! ♡)  what other colours should i do?? idk.

{EL’S DIVIDERS MASTERLIST}

artists on tumblr stop fukcing lying to yourselves you never draw those sticks and circles when you sketch stuff out you just die and you know it

I think part of what made Fantasy High so beautiful is that Brennan was acutely aware that DnD was new not only to (a part of) his players, but also the audience. So he looked them in the eyes and said take my hand. This is how magic works. Also. An important thing. In here. We go batshit. There's an entire dimension in your jacket and they do not want you to ask follow-up questions. Your principal just shot someone in the head. Your god is real and he loves you but also he's kind of a loser frat boy. This man is getting his magical powers through the power of No Fap. Rock music is the source of immaculate conception. Don't be scared to create literally anything with me, you are safe here. Not from the rōmænce partner you lied about having but. From the judgement of the cruel mistress we call reality. Look at me. Laws are threats and the police is an occupying army and we will get ice cream.

has anybody seen my pet piece of paper. his name is walter he is very fragile but very adventurous. i should never have left the window open in my tenth story apartment

just saw a single piece of paper drift past 50 feet in the air over buildings like a beautiful white bird

Crazy little theory

Oh my god I just realized something…what if in A New Hope, when Artoo kept claiming that Obi-Wan was his owner, Threepio misunderstood and translated it to mean owner, when in fact Artoo was calling him Master (which could mean owner), as in Master Obi-Wan, as in “my Master is going to kill me,” as in “Master Obi-Wan says I’m the best Jedi in the galaxy,” as in “Come on, Artoo, we have to make the rendezvous with Master Obi-Wan?” The way our beloved R2D2 always heard Kenobi referred to. His master’s master.

ok lets settle it. which laios is getting the best dick rn

no matter how terrible my day is. i can always end my day in bed imagining fictional characters making out sloppy style and fucking raw. and that's beautiful. there's some good in this world mister frodo and it's worth fighting for

i think it shld be more widespread for ppl to read aloud to each other as a means of spending time together. like even just a bunch of adults sitting together reading wikipedia articles or something

Shocking how many people don’t know that hens lay non-fertilized eggs and think the yolk they’re eating is a baby chicken

@nathanwpyle

I literally love this.

I couldn't stop laughing for 20 minutes.

No joke.

there should be more hours between 6 and 10pm. like even just two more hours. for my assorted hobbies & activities