I love buttered bread (': I love women and I think the world is full of a lot of beauty. I played a mario64 rom hack this morning, it was really cool. I really really love trees and nature, I really like moss a lot it's really pretty. I found this snail

yall emanuel's ethics were NOT serving kant

OK so basically I once saw this bootleg My Little Pony toy set for sale and I bought it because not only it was named “Mm Cittloee Ponopy”, it also came with a 25 cent coin and an honest-to-god cigarette inside it amongst the little ponies.

"Thoughts on women?" Yeah pretty much constantly

god I would be UNSTOPPABLE if I was capable of consistently initiating tasks. just you wait. you'll be waiting a while but just you wait

you get an invite to a gay wedding

you open the card

“WARNING: SHONEN-AI, YAOI, BOYXBOY, THAT MEANS BOY KISSES!!! LIME/LEMON LATER. DON’T LIKE DON’T ATTEND, RSVP PLZ”

shapeshifting is such a good power. god damn. and it's so cool doing it in real life. yeah I'm doing it very slowly over the course of a few years but like, I'm still doing it. it's really cool

petition to rename the usa ‘south canada’

honestly fucking love the vibe of "we just moved into this apartment and havent gotten all the furniture in here yet so time to order pizza and eat it on the floor" like omfg fuck yeah floor pizza

Boop. my little gnarp gnarp

If you're reading this, you've won The Game. It's over, it's done, and you can breathe. Now any time you see posts telling you that you lost The Game, you can smile, shake your head, and feel sorry for all of those OTHER people who are still playing The Game, while being glad that you yourself are free.

"But that's not how The Game works-"

If someone can arbitrarily decide that everyone on Earth is playing The Game, someone else can arbitrarily decide there's a way to win.

Congratulations on your win!! Celebrate with a treat of your choice.

CUTE BOY FROM CLASS WHO IS GROWING HIS HAIR OUT AND WEARING A HOODIE: thanks for helping me with my homework! hey um... is it okay if I tell you something important? you have to promise to keep it a secret....

SKELETON BALLING:

how did you take this photo. how.