Aww, I'm sure you can dance if you tried! Or you can always let me teach you.

Well, do you have any ideas?

I don’t know how to dance! So we can’t do that.

Agreed! Perhaps we should have a dance party!

It’s too quiet around here.

It's not my fault this place will never be up to my standards. Or the people in it, for that matter.

I’m sure It’ll be less sickening if you didn’t complain. You’ll live.

I used to laugh at the people who were on Catfish. Then I realized my situation and decided I can't ever possibly laugh at myself...I mean, look at me! Oh, God, my guy is going to be so damn surprised. You lot of losers are just going to have to figure yourselves out. I'm not helping you out for ten thousands dollars. And those girls with those irritating voices, just can't do them! And blech don't even get me started on some guys. I mean, let's just say there are some funerals I'd gladly pay for.

If you say so. I’m kind of nervous to see who is my stranger. Sort of reminds me of that show on MTV called Catfish. ‘Cause I mean, what if they aren’t who you think they are? It’s just nerve-wracking but I’m also excited too. You’re welcome, though. Well if that’s the case, then that’s pretty unfortunate. 

Honey, this is not a vacation. I have to meet a stranger and hope he's hot and listen to everyone whine around me. But, um, uh, thanks, I think. Excuse me, looking at people can make me sick and some of the people around here do just that.

That’s unfortunate— laying in bed sick is always the last thing you want to be doing on a vacation. But I’m sure it’ll be over with soon enough. Well, I wouldn’t count on that being the reason for your sickness but okay.

I don't know, probably some island bug. Or maybe it had to do with being stuck with being in a house with people like you.

Well that doesn’t sound fun. What do you have?

Getting sick on my second day. Woot. This place is a blast.

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You have...potential. I'm beginning to like you, almost.

Not when you’re going to be a bitch about it.

Honesty is the golden rule, right?

Aw, honey. Is that really how you want to start off this conversation?

You won't even put up a fight? Just walk away with that head hung down?

God, you need to put on your big girl panties.

Mhm, not really. Sorry to disappoint.

Good point! Then you laugh and cry all at the same time! I think we can both agree on The Princess Bride, hopefully. If there's one thing I miss about Georgia, it's that we don't have in New York is sweet tea, so I've had to stick with the lame artificial sweeteners.

There’s nothing wrong with cheesy romantic movies! I’m a total sucker for Sixteen Candles. I agree, tea really does make everything better.

Hmmm, I sure do like the sound of that. Of course, only when it comes from someone I approve of. I certainly approve of you.

Don't worry; they'll leave crying before the first punch is thrown.

Of course. Pretty girls are entitled to do anything they wish.

But only as long as I’m allowed to pretend I don’t know who you are if you get into a fight.

I'd recommend not washing up after that walk. I'm sure you'll look much worse than you already do.

Let’s ignore the fact that I spent 20 minutes walking around because I couldn’t find my room and talk about the fact that Hawaii is like heaven.

Ugh, we were just getting started. You're no fun.

Wow, okay. People like you are the reason I don’t socialize. I’m gonna go now.