Tony Stark is ‘bitch u thought’ personified.
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being on the edge of ‘functional’ is such a fucking liminal place of existing
like, can I go to work every day and earn a paycheck? yeh. Can I sustain a small circle of friends and go on a few dates every few months? pretty much. can I feed myself and get a passable amount of sleep? most the time
is my apartment absolutely littered with laundry and trash? yes as well. Have a done dishes in the last week? nope. have I been 10-30 minutes late to almost every engagement in the last year? yep. have I forgotten to shower for 4-5 days, like every other week? yeehaw
I know people look at me and are like, ‘God, she has her shit together, God I wish I could do that,’ but I’m sitting here feeling like an anxiety disaster half-person
like, we just settle for ‘passable,’ ‘almost functional,’ ‘the bare minimum of okay’ and then it’s a constant treadmill to always be a tiny bit above the curb
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# The Little Mermaid remake we deserve
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Way to keep our hopes up AHS!
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You: Independence Day
Me, an intellectual: The birthday of our lord and savior Steve Rogers
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My three dream houses.
Charmed - Halliwell Manor
Witches of East End - Beauchamp House
Practical Magic House
All are beautiful Victorian houses with claw foot baths that I love.
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legit curly hair waking up
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The only way to truly get Cheeto Benito to give a shit about Puerto Rico.
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