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alvin-draper · 52 minutes
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This is a nice sign to look at. 10/10 for composition.
he looks so confident
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alvin-draper · 1 hour
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a terf? that's someone who hates men, right? transmisogyny? yeah we experience that too, it's a flavor of misandry I assure you. feminism? it's been good and bad at the same time, I wanna say! too many times it left men behind. patriarchy? yeah it sucks. it's like 5 rich people who force men not to cry and hide their emotions. and oppresses women who are also complicit in it as mothers I guess.
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alvin-draper · 1 hour
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Bro floor dreams hit different. Like you sleep in your bed or on a couch that's one thing. But floor dreams? Buckle in baby
In this dream I was driving with my husband on the interstate and as driving in dreams goes I can't reach the goddamn pedals. So this makes for a slippery time of course and at some point I end up rear ending the car in front of us going full speed because I'm in the back seat trying to steer the car (???). We survive of course but end up fleeing the scene because SWAT shows up and tries to take us in.
Aside from the fact that it doesn't make sense that SWAT is handling a traffic stop, we end up going to prison. But it's not just any prison. I end up getting sentenced to work in a childcare center, but my husband got the short end of the stick. Because he ends up in the Crimson Bucket.
The US Navy takes my husband to the middle of the ocean via helicopter, and a massive, reddish structure rises from the waves. It's made up of hundreds of cells that are kinda shaped like cassette tapes, and these launch from the structure to receive prisoners or whatever. So they deposit him in one of these cassette-cells and it reattaches to the main structure and the whole thing sinks beneath the waves again. This dystopian, maximum security black ops site straight up swallows my husband forever like a kraken.
And as it sinks into the depts, I hear someone say in a rueful tone, "The Crimson Bucket. You go in, then you go under. And there's no re-winding."
I woke up in a cold sweat after that with that phrase echoing in my mind
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alvin-draper · 1 hour
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Out of curiosity and also guilt over my own coffee intake. I wanna ask:
Now I'm not talking about when you're studying and so you drink 3x the usual amount or something like that. This isn't me asking what your record is. I'm talking about the most basic, average day, how many coffees you drink?
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alvin-draper · 3 hours
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alvin-draper · 3 hours
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Intentionally making myself insane by watching The Expanse and eating individual-serving-size foods so I feel like I'm on an impoverished space station
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alvin-draper · 3 hours
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hard to describe the feeling of finishing inside
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alvin-draper · 12 hours
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my thoughts on dead boy detectives
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(steve yockey you're skating on thin fucking ice)
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alvin-draper · 12 hours
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"i have feelings for you too."
"i wasn't talking about you."
oh i would've willingly entered a coma, never to be seen again.
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alvin-draper · 13 hours
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I was originally mildly rooting for Edwin and Charles to be a thing but then the Confession Scene happened and you know what?
Yeah, friendship without romance CAN be enough of a motivation to give up heaven and brave hell and devote your (after)life to someone. I'm living for this platonic relationship being the driving force of love in the show. I really like how Charles handled that conversation, and how their love for each other got even STRONGER for the lack of reciprocated romantic feelings.
I'm extremely satisfied with how this turned out, actually.
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alvin-draper · 13 hours
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Sorry for tagging your art with just # oogh or # oh. Just know this means im profoundly moved
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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES | 1.08
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alvin-draper · 13 hours
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The fact that “The King Of Cats tries to seduce a Edwardian ghost twink” is a legit plot point in this show just fucking sends me
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DEAD BOY DETECTIVES | THE CASE OF THE VERY LONG STAIRWAY
Sorry. No version of this where I didn't come get you, is there?
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