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althememelord · 9 hours
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I am once again thinking about digging holes
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It's so fucked up that digging a bunch of holes works so well at reversing desertification
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I hate that so much discourse into fighting climate change is talking about bioenginerring a special kind of seaweed that removes microplastics or whatever other venture-capital-viable startup idea when we have known for forever about shit like digging crescent shaped holes to catch rainwater and turning barren land hospitable
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althememelord · 9 hours
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things i’ll not call you a whore for:
sexual activity
how you dress
things i’ll call you a whore for:
stealing my food 
stealing my lemons
my cat likes you more than me
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althememelord · 9 hours
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I feel like Rowling is trying so hard to be relevant but she simply isn't. Let's be honest here since Harry Potter has she created anything noteworthy ? Other authors who are actually good have made other series or books that although may not have the same popularity as their main series still hold up pretty well in the public domain. But Rowling ? Her one book that she published after Harry Potter ended was crap and I certainly have not heard any rave reviews about it
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This is fascinating for two reasons.
1. They haven’t actually apologised for anything. She’s pre-emptively rejecting an apology that they have no intention of giving.
2. Daniel Radcliffe and Emma Watson are extremely well-liked. A lot of people are more attached to them in their roles as they are to the actual characters in the books.
What does JK Rowling gain by coming out with this?
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althememelord · 9 hours
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every single villain with minions would be utterly fucked if the heroes just introduced them to the concept of workers’ unions
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althememelord · 5 days
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althememelord · 5 days
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Hey everyone, please consider buying the 2024 itch.io Palestinian Relief Bundle- it's 373 games, game-making assets, tabletop roleplaying games, zines, and comics for a minimum of just 8 USD! They have a goal of 100,000 USD, and as of the time I'm writing this post, they have 8 more days to reach it.
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Link will be in the reblog!
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althememelord · 5 days
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They forgot to tell him
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althememelord · 6 days
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all goofing aside I genuinely don't understand the urge to reimagine Taylor Allison Swift as a secretly queer icon when the pop music scene(TM) is like. literally overflowing with women who actually like women. Gaga and Kesha and Miley and Halsey are right there. Rina Sawayama and Hayley Kiyoko and Rebecca Black and Kehlani and Victoria Monét and Miya Folick if you're willing to get slightly less top 100. Janelle and Demi for them nonbinary takes on liking girls. like what are we doing here. like I'm not even saying you can't enjoy Taylor but why would you hang all your little gay hopes on her.
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althememelord · 8 days
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So long as it's not a pornbot I literally don't care who follows me. Be nice, be respectful and let's all get along yea
So I just saw a post by a random personal blog that said “don’t follow me if we never even had a conversation before” and?????? Not to be rude but literally what the fuck??????????
I’ve had people (non-pornbots) try to strike conversation out of nowhere in my DMs recently, and now I’m wondering if they were doing that because they wanted to follow me and thought they needed to interact first. I feel compelled to say, just in case, that it’s totally okay to follow this blog (or my side blog, for that matter) even if we’ve never talked before.
Also, I’m legit confused. Is this how follow culture works right now? It was worded like it’s common sense but is that really a thing?
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althememelord · 8 days
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Yknow it's like any other condition you get as you age. Some ppl after 25 are like "yeah I got another diagnosis and have this condition now so I can't eat certain foods or my body basically attacks itself."
And others are like "haha yeah my back hurts frequently but I'm fine. No I don't need a doctor, and next thing you know they have scoliosis."
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althememelord · 8 days
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have i ever shown u people my hand sofa
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althememelord · 8 days
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so i love peppermint candy and when i was in middle school theyd hold a candy cane sale in december, one quarter per candy cane! extremely excellent deal, except i was twelve and completely broke. so one year i scrounged for floor change for a couple of days before deciding i was desperate and stealing $20 from my mother’s nightstand 😔 it weighed on me for a full decade until a few months ago i decided to finally confess to my mom and she was like. yeah dude you came home with eighty candy canes. do you think i’m stupid
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althememelord · 8 days
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LOOK AT THE LIL PAWS
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althememelord · 8 days
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althememelord · 8 days
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I was today years old when I learned that when you type “otp: true” in AO3 search results it filters out fics with additional ships, leaving only the fics where your otp is the main ship
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althememelord · 8 days
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althememelord · 11 days
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My dudes, men who are men. Can we all agree that the desperation of this old fucking creeper smells worser than a boys locker room. Like come on, hitting on a minor when you're a full on middle aged man is pathetic
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