as far as i'm concerned all gore is necessary

blows my mind that i have little online friends who mildly care about me. it’s really nice

if i were a woman, i would tweet “ginger snapped so jennifer could body”, but i’m not a woman, and i don’t use twitter, and i haven’t seen jennifer’s body, and i don’t make a lot of money or have a car or look nice

its important to do this every time a museum or school thinks this is a good idea

you've heard of love triangles now get ready for th

I could NOT be in feudal Japan. Here are some reasons why

I wasn’t born then.

Someone requested Chilchuck and Hatsune Miku

yeah

(english butler voice) Will you be making an attempt on your life this evening, sir?

I love subjects and topics

Behold an easy top 10 tiktok of all time

me & my ex wife in divorce court trying to get the dog to choose which one of us he wants to go with