Nice ass, sorry about the mental illness
Thank you king
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i used the bittenbinder method. when i saw the perp approachin’, i chewed up a tab of alka-seltzer i carry with me at all times. this created a foaming-at-the-mouth appearance that made it look like i had rabies. now i’ve thrown him off his rhythm, and she’s calling a cab, while he’s having a smoke, and she’s taking a drag, now they’re going to bed, and my stomach is sick, and it’s all in my head, but she’s touching his
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